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04-01-2007, 11:16 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
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Post Office Job [joke]
Post Office Job
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>A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks
>him, "Have you been in the service?" "Yes," he says. "I was in Viet Nom
>for three years." The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points
>toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way? The guy
>says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles
>off."
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>The interviewer tells the guy, "O. K. I can hire you right now. The hours
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>from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A. M."
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>The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M.
>Then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"
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>"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours
>we stand around scratching our balls...no point in you coming in for that."
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ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
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2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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04-02-2007, 12:10 AM
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I will beat you with a toaster!
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 6,054
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04-02-2007, 12:37 AM
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Queen of Destruction / NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor / Moderator / 12 Second Club / 2006 Member of the Year / PITA
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: I dunno..
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 sooooo true 
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04-02-2007, 12:39 AM
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12 Second Club
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Milford
Posts: 8,373
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hahahahahahahahaha
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04-02-2007, 08:31 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: North Jersey
Posts: 3,047
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Now THAT'S funny stuff right there, I don't care who ya are! Nice one UBG!
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Former Toy - '88 Monte SS - had lots of mods...
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04-02-2007, 09:37 AM
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Admin.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hamilton, NJ
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The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand. Or so I have read.
Feather-light suspension, Konis just couldn't hold. I'm so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors.
Hey everybody, it's good to have you on the Baba-too-da-ba-too-ba-ba-buh-doo-ga-ga-bop-a-dop
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04-02-2007, 09:53 AM
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12 Second Club
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 2,923
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lmao
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04-02-2007, 10:04 AM
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Keyboard Tough Guy
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Trenton, NJ
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hahahah thats great
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04-02-2007, 11:49 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 2,308
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Very good.
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04-02-2007, 11:57 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Lake Hopatcong, NJ
Posts: 99
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Sweet I'm trying to get a government job, can't wait to start at 8 everyday, then those wasted tax dollars will go to me haha
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04-02-2007, 05:35 PM
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15 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Vineland
Posts: 6,621
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 thats a good one
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