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Location: Hamilton, Nj/Glassboro, Nj
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Ricer's have anger problems
So today me and 4 of my friends decided to ride our bikes around town,ya kno exercise fun less on gas lol, so we're riding and i see a slow integra drive buy with a rice cannon on the back and im like wow that thing is slow. So i guess the kid heard me thought i was some 14 y old riding a bike and pulls over on a side street. He gets out rips off his shirt and was like WHAT YOU SAY!>? i was chill out i was justs aying ur car was slow. lol. So he continues and says why dont u say that to my face. at this point im like why would it be worth fighting someone for that dumass reason. so me and my friends are like lets just leave this maniac alone. so we continue to ride and he's like "WHeRe YoU GoIN! his voice cracked like a 13 yr old girl and he ran to his car and took off...hilarious
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CURRENT RIDE- 99 Z28 with Ground Effects Slp intake Exhaust and Short Throw shifter- best 1/4 -13.34@105.6 New mods yet to be tested->Pacestter long tubes--->Tune by TTP= 349 RWHP 362 Ftlbs
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06-12-2007, 11:08 PM
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some kid in a brand new 300 flashed his high beams at me and a bunch of my friends.. i flipped him off, he threw it in reverse yelled at all 6 of us w/o even getting out "do you know who the ***** i ******** am?"
no one did so he drove off in a huff.. we think we saw him pull around again to try and get another look at us 
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dumbass.
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06-12-2007, 11:08 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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people are retarted
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93 Civic HB 1.5L-70hp :-p-Sold
94 Camaro Z28-CAI with bellow, LCAS, 3.73 gears, A4, 275/40/zr17-silver Zr1's, Magnaflow Stainless steel exhaust. For Sale-This Spring Best 1/4 Time-13.5-Sold
CURRENT RIDE- 99 Z28 with Ground Effects Slp intake Exhaust and Short Throw shifter- best 1/4 -13.34@105.6 New mods yet to be tested->Pacestter long tubes--->Tune by TTP= 349 RWHP 362 Ftlbs
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06-12-2007, 11:26 PM
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10 Second Club
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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06-13-2007, 12:10 AM
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There was a buncha ricers hanging out at the BK in Union tonight. I wanted to run their lame azzes over with my Caddy!!! 
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06-13-2007, 11:41 PM
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wow those are some hardcore ricers! 
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06-14-2007, 07:31 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Originally Posted by Brando56894
wow those are some hardcore ricers! |
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06-14-2007, 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Knipps
some kid in a brand new 300 flashed his high beams at me and a bunch of my friends.. i flipped him off, he threw it in reverse yelled at all 6 of us w/o even getting out "do you know who the ***** i ******** am?"
no one did so he drove off in a huff.. we think we saw him pull around again to try and get another look at us |
I would have said "Yes, you must be Tommy Toughnuts."
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06-14-2007, 10:18 AM
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I'dda said "was I not just speaking to your face...SSSSLLLLOOOOOOWWWW"
and if he took a swing I'dda turned his face inside out
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06-14-2007, 10:23 AM
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dude how could you talk s*** on a leet integra !!! 
EDIT: and they get so mad because everywhere they go people are telling them their cars are gay or slow. even my girlfriend calls imports are mustangs lame, got her trained well 
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Last edited by BonzoHansen; 06-14-2007 at 11:22 AM.
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06-14-2007, 11:09 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Camvill
So today me and 4 of my friends decided to ride our bikes around town,ya kno exercise fun less on gas lol, so we're riding and i see a slow integra drive buy with a rice cannon on the back and im like wow that thing is slow.
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so how do you know the car was slow, just because he was doing the speed limit?
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Originally Posted by 79CamaroDiva
It started before I drove your car. I just have to look at it the wrong way and your car poops parts.
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06-14-2007, 01:03 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Hamilton Square
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cbrrmike
so how do you know the car was slow, just because he was doing the speed limit?
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...x2 I know a few integras that have balls and a few that can handle 100x better then most cars on the road.
...but I do agree--that was pretty retarted of the guy wanting to start a fight over that
Last edited by bokey; 06-14-2007 at 01:03 PM.
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06-14-2007, 01:46 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Wantage, NJ
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He must've watched "The Fast and the Furious" too many times. He thinks he's Vin Diesel or some nonsense.
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06-14-2007, 01:49 PM
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the ricers who react like that have more issues going on than just being insecure about their car
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06-14-2007, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by SmokingSS
the ricers who react like that have more issues going on than just being insecure about their car
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that would apply to anyone, not just ricers. 
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06-14-2007, 01:55 PM
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Location: Hamilton, NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bubba428
I'dda said "was I not just speaking to your face...SSSSLLLLOOOOOOWWWW"
and if he took a swing I'dda turned his face inside out
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I was at Wendy's one time (local ricer hang out) n this kid in a brand new grand cherokee came in tryin to impress his buddies and went flyin the wrong way thru the parking lot. Well he almost nails some guy in a beamer or somethin (nice sedan) n the dude in the sedan honks, well the kid in the jeep is parked and his passenger screams, "*uck you!" to guy in sedan, guy in sedan screams, "Watch where you're goin a**hole!" Kid in the jeep screams, "Suck my c**k!" Dude in the sedan slams his brakes and throws car in park and gets out. This guy looks like he's in his late 50s and is wearin a suit, walks over to the jeep and drags the passenger halfway out the window and starts wailing on him, then slams his face into the top part of the door like 4 times throws him back in the jeep. The whole time his ricer buds are just starin at the whole event, the guy gets back in his sedan and drives away, as soon as he's outta the parkin lot and drivin away the kid gets outta the jeep cups his hands around his mouth and screams, "Hey were ya goin fa**ot a** pu**y? You scared?" Meanwhile the whole time the old guy was pummeling this kid he did nothing but lay there like a rag doll.
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06-14-2007, 02:00 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
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I would have just speed away on your bicycle cause he probably couldnt catch you in his car anyway
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06-14-2007, 04:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Knipps
"do you know who the ***** i ******** am?"
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correct answer#1 "no, but could you sign a glossy 8x10 while you explain it to me? i promise to stand here and pretend to care the whole time"
correct answer #2 "holy s***! wow! how is your mom doin? geez, i guess it's been something liek 17 or 18 years since i saw you two last"
correct answer #3 "are you the kid that was bangin on the bed room door last night? you really need to calm down, i could hear you over your mother's moaning"
any of these will be sure to either cause the ricer to cry and run away or just sit their speechless while you ride away.
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06-14-2007, 05:35 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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correct answer#1 "no, but could you sign a glossy 8x10 while you explain it to me? i promise to stand here and pretend to care the whole time"
correct answer #2 "holy s***! wow! how is your mom doin? geez, i guess it's been something liek 17 or 18 years since i saw you two last"
correct answer #3 "are you the kid that was bangin on the bed room door last night? you really need to calm down, i could hear you over your mother's moaning"
any of these will be sure to either cause the ricer to cry and run away or just sit their speechless while you ride away.
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06-14-2007, 05:38 PM
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Yeah you should have put a crow bar to his head and left him for dead, that's what I would have done.
Then piss on him look in his glove box, get his home address and go beat the crap out of his family and any pets.
Then I'd set the house on fire and roast marshmallows....
Yeah I'd do it... I would...
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06-14-2007, 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by firehawk1120
Yeah you should have put a crow bar to his head and left him for dead, that's what I would have done.
Then piss on him look in his glove box, get his home address and go beat the crap out of his family and any pets.
Then I'd set the house on fire and roast marshmallows....
Yeah I'd do it... I would...
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thats pretty far
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94 Camaro Z28-CAI with bellow, LCAS, 3.73 gears, A4, 275/40/zr17-silver Zr1's, Magnaflow Stainless steel exhaust. For Sale-This Spring Best 1/4 Time-13.5-Sold
CURRENT RIDE- 99 Z28 with Ground Effects Slp intake Exhaust and Short Throw shifter- best 1/4 -13.34@105.6 New mods yet to be tested->Pacestter long tubes--->Tune by TTP= 349 RWHP 362 Ftlbs
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06-14-2007, 05:54 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokingSS
the ricers who react like that have more issues going on than just being insecure about their car
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...and the original poster doesn't have issues for starting s*** for no apparent reason?
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06-14-2007, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Frosty
...and the original poster doesn't have issues for starting s*** for no apparent reason?
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haha i agree. you just dont go talking s*** on people that you dont know, because they could be having a really bad day and youll wind up getting stabbed or shot or something really bad!
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06-14-2007, 07:13 PM
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i wasnt starting ****...first i didnt think he would be able to hear me over the bean blaster and second i was stateing the obvious
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94 Camaro Z28-CAI with bellow, LCAS, 3.73 gears, A4, 275/40/zr17-silver Zr1's, Magnaflow Stainless steel exhaust. For Sale-This Spring Best 1/4 Time-13.5-Sold
CURRENT RIDE- 99 Z28 with Ground Effects Slp intake Exhaust and Short Throw shifter- best 1/4 -13.34@105.6 New mods yet to be tested->Pacestter long tubes--->Tune by TTP= 349 RWHP 362 Ftlbs
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06-14-2007, 07:27 PM
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Obviously you said it loud enough to be heard. Like Ron said, what if you catch the wrong person on the wrong day?
Not to be a dick but in the big automotive world you car is no pavement pounder either.
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