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05-13-2008, 09:20 PM
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American Road Warrior
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Wife "kicks the bucket..." literally!
Wadda day for Ms unstable: she tripped over a bucket that was in the driveway, lost her balance, and fell, breaking her arm! I thought she was kidding me when she came in the house and told me, because she was cool, calm, and collected. But her arm was at a funky angle, so I took off work so I could get her some help. Luckily I hadn't left yet...well, after X rays, waiting on phone calls, and rushing her all over creation to get her to a specialist, we are finally home. There are some real idiots out there...one lady copped an attitude when I explained that my wife couldn't fill out the friggin' 9 pages of forms due to the fact that the arm she writes with was BROKEN!!!! I was gen'l pissed at the lack of compassion anyone showed...it was just business as usual. Friggin' azzclowns! But we ended the journey with a nice Italian dinner and a couple of glasses of vino, so now all is good.
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Last edited by unstable bob gable; 05-13-2008 at 09:20 PM.
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05-13-2008, 09:33 PM
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Meet Coordinator
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stupid bitch makin her fill out forms! sucks for ms. unstable, now u gotta be real good to her!
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05-13-2008, 09:36 PM
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American Road Warrior
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sweetbmxrider
stupid bitch makin her fill out forms! sucks for ms. unstable, now u gotta be real good to her!
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At least now she won't be able to schmack me upside my head for a while! 
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2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
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05-13-2008, 09:54 PM
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which part of her arm did she break
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05-13-2008, 10:00 PM
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American Road Warrior
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mtg6486
which part of her arm did she break
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AFAIK it's called the "radial head." It's by the elbow.
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1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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05-13-2008, 10:13 PM
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Meet Coordinator
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Quote:
Originally Posted by unstable bob gable
At least now she won't be able to schmack me upside my head for a while! |
 ahhahaa very true!
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05-13-2008, 10:41 PM
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ouch, speedy recovery to her! Italian dinner with vino are always a nice conclusion to any event 
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05-13-2008, 11:13 PM
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American Road Warrior
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Teds89IROC
ouch, speedy recovery to her! Italian dinner with vino are always a nice conclusion to any event |
Amen 2 dat!
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1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
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2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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05-13-2008, 11:24 PM
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get her some jager bombs and pain killers!
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05-13-2008, 11:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by unstable bob gable
At least now she won't be able to schmack me upside my head for a while! |
Aaah yes, she broke her Pimp-hand.  Hope she gets well soon. Where did the bucket come from Bob?
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05-14-2008, 12:48 AM
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Queen of Destruction / NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor / Moderator / 12 Second Club / 2006 Member of the Year / PITA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by unstable bob gable
At least now she won't be able to schmack me upside my head for a while! |
thats what you think! that cast is gonna hurt you more than it hurts her
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05-14-2008, 01:51 AM
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She may not be slapping you around anytime soon, but I'm sure she'll be puttin that left foot to use. Especially if that was your bucket.
And doctor trips are always a pain in the butt, even with a broken arm.
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05-14-2008, 03:42 AM
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surprised you didn't say they accused you of spousal abuse and drilled her over and over again if you were the one that broke her arm.
Hope she feels better ...
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05-14-2008, 09:23 AM
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Remember...she still has feet. Im sure Mrs.UBG can do a roundhouse that rivals Master Norris.
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05-14-2008, 09:56 AM
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man that sucks. Best of luck to a quick recovery. Now one question, what was the bucket from?
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05-14-2008, 11:35 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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UBG watch your back, those casts hurt 
sorry, I had to:
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Quote:
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05-14-2008, 12:49 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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At least now she won't be able to schmack me upside my head for a while!
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If she's anything like my wife, she'll quickly become ambidextrous when it comes to spousal abuse. Speedy recover to her!
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05-14-2008, 03:22 PM
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American Road Warrior
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Well, I don't have to worry about her cracking me in da dome w/ a cast, 'cause they didn't do a cast. N' 'twas not my bucket...long story, but the guys who just did my bathroom set up a canopy thingy in my driveway so they would have a place to cut their wood and tile if the weather was bad, and they were using buckets filled w/ water as hold down weights that they could tie the canopy support lines to. The dayum bathroom has been done for 2 weeks now...I gotta boot those jabronies in da azz to get their chit outa here! N' I'm being a good boy...today I took off work so i could do chores around the house and do some shopping. 'Course I made sure my shopping trip took me near the body shop where the AMX is...
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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