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01-28-2009, 12:53 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Delran
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i'm sorry i was rude before but its difficult for me to express myself when im on the verge of exploding in my pants
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01-28-2009, 03:48 PM
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Meet Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: brick/pt. pleasant beach
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thats from anger management dude.
i don't really do pick up lines but i found this one hilarious and added it to my facebook....“I’d like to check you for ticks” -Brad Paisley
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01-28-2009, 04:10 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Delran
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yes i know. hilarious movie.
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01-28-2009, 04:13 PM
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Meet Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: brick/pt. pleasant beach
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ya it was good
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01-28-2009, 04:15 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: forked river nj
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one i overheard once, my face leaves in 5 minutes be on it
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01-28-2009, 08:40 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Jackson, NJ
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guy: did it hurt?
girl: what???
guy: when you fell from heaven
its worked for me, scary as that is, once i was thrown a curveball after tossing that out there...
me: did it hurt?
girl: no you caught me
me: :blinks in shock:
...that was a good night
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1988 camaro- Also scrap
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Originally Posted by Jersey Mike
Seven.
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01-28-2009, 09:28 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 929
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Crayface
if u want to know the best pick up lines, just watch The Night at the Roxbury
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haha YES!!
"is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants!"
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2011 Camaro - 2lt/rs red jewel tincoat, m6 - SOLD
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01-28-2009, 11:21 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Delran
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''i lost my number...can i have yours''
''those pants look pretty tight...how do you get in them''
(unzip)
''its not gonna suck itself''
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01-29-2009, 12:56 AM
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King of Free
Join Date: Sep 2005
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does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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01-29-2009, 01:04 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Long Branch NJ
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Guy: If you didnt have feet, would you still wear shoes?
Girl: No!
Guy: than why are you wearing a bra?
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Draino?
Last edited by HeadlessNorseman; 02-01-2009 at 03:25 AM.
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01-29-2009, 05:29 AM
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2007 Member of the Year
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Seabrook, TX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by isphius
Guy: If you still had feet, would you wear shoes?
Girl: No!
Guy: than why are you wearing a bra?
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i think you missed a word or two, because that makes no sense.
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Kommandant of the ACL (Anti Canadian League)
Quote:
Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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01-29-2009, 05:40 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: unknown
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I had this pulled on me and Bigrocsfirebird was there for this
"I have something in my eyes I cant stop looking at that I really like"
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01-29-2009, 06:03 AM
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2007 Member of the Year
Join Date: Oct 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DaSkinnyGuy
I had this pulled on me and Bigrocsfirebird was there for this
"I have something in my eyes I cant stop looking at that I really like"
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did you **** her?
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Kommandant of the ACL (Anti Canadian League)
Quote:
Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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01-29-2009, 11:15 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: west milford, nj
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"Am i going to be your midnight kiss or is it going to be that guy" (points to old, weird looking drunk)
got some milf to make out with me on new years eve with that one
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Current Car: 2000 Honda Accord EX (5spd)
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01-30-2009, 03:53 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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not bad...I like the one squirrel said. But the Cheesesteak line has gotten teh woman...go figure
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02-01-2009, 03:25 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Long Branch NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Savage_Messiah
i think you missed a word or two, because that makes no sense.
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Yeah i ****ed it up oops. It was late! lol. edited
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JSFBOA
Draino?
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02-01-2009, 03:42 AM
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Mr Fantastic
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Milford NJ
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this thread is sad
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B18B1 FTW
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02-01-2009, 07:10 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 5,623
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no your just mad cause you have to get women intoxicated before you can make a move
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02-01-2009, 07:56 AM
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10 Second Club; Has fan club
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Delmont nj
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tsar
I used "hello", worked everytime. Shocking, I know.....
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+1 on that. ive asked girls for their numbers and ive given mine to them. it has worked well for me. the way i see it, its a 50-50 shot. either they say yes or no. be confident but not cocky.
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2001 Corvette, Bolt ons , tuned 10.75@124.56 mph 1.38 60' Sold
1997 Saturn Sc1 5spd DOHC swapped
Bolt ons, decked head, stock intake cam on exhaust side, lotsa weight redux
13.22@102.32 mph 1.93 60'
12's on moda? One day
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02-01-2009, 07:58 AM
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10 Second Club; Has fan club
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Delmont nj
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Savage_Messiah
i think you missed a word or two, because that makes no sense.
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pepper spray?
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01' Z06 62k miles. Vararam, Longtubes, off road xpipe, tuned by me. Times TBA
2001 Corvette, Bolt ons , tuned 10.75@124.56 mph 1.38 60' Sold
1997 Saturn Sc1 5spd DOHC swapped
Bolt ons, decked head, stock intake cam on exhaust side, lotsa weight redux
13.22@102.32 mph 1.93 60'
12's on moda? One day
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02-01-2009, 08:31 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 5,623
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a little cocky is good as long as you don't come off as an *******.
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