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04-14-2010, 10:12 PM
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The Mayor / 2009 Member of the Year / Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Northwest
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Top 10 douchemobiles
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1995 Z28 Convertible A4 13.78 @ 100 (CAI, high flow cat, catback, 160 thermo, hypertech, Strano springs, Koni yellows, sway bars, 3 pt. UMI SFC)
2018 Sea Doo GTX - 3 cylinders and das boooooost
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Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
Is English your 2nd language? Did you graduate high school? Your posts make my head hurt.
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04-14-2010, 10:17 PM
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Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla / Admin
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Parts Unknown
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Wow. NEVER would have expected my GTP to be lumped in there. But then again, I am a douche.
And not a single BMW? For shame! Or are those in a class all of their own?
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04-14-2010, 10:20 PM
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11 second club / Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Berlin, NJ
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lol @ the prius
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Douche-tinguishing feature: Drivers doing 80 (intentionally), offsetting energy waste by not signaling or using headlights after dark
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2001 Trans Am WS6 •SLP Loudmouth II •UMI Suspension •12.857 @ 109.57
1996 Trans Am WS6 •Pacesetter Longtubes •Strange 12 Bolt •Spohn Suspension •11.152 @ 123.85
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04-14-2010, 10:39 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Sewell,NJ Washington Township
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hmm i can see the H2 and H3 but not the H1
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1995 Pontiac Firebird - V6 few mods
1988 Mustang - supercharged, heads/cam etc...
2012 Mustang - 5.0 6spd / 437rwhp 420trq
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Verts are gay and stalkers ride in them.
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04-14-2010, 10:42 PM
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Stalker
Join Date: Aug 2004
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my 96 dodge avenger wasnt too bad, lol.
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04-14-2010, 10:45 PM
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11 Second Club
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Hagerstown, MD
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lol, i love the top 10 driving etiquette mistakes
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04 Silverado SS - Sold 
00 Trans Am WS6 NBM - Sold
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04-14-2010, 11:39 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: unknown
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Originally Posted by DevilDougWS6
lol, i love the top 10 driving etiquette mistakes
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so funny
"you can use the long pedal on the right"
"treating traffic lights like nhra christmas trees"
"using blinkers as a light show for rave fans"
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2000 Pewter Trans am, M6, SLP Lid,LS6 intake,Kooks 1 7/8" Long tube header,Classic Chambered Powersticks, hurst,off road X-pipe, Strano springs & Koni's, Monster level 2 clutch, HPtuners wide band tuned and a homemade ram air box sealed off.
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04-15-2010, 12:45 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: West Long Branch
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Not a BMW or Audi in sight? Shame...
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2/20/2013: They Day the ****s Stopped
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04-15-2010, 12:46 AM
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2007 Member of the Year
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Seabrook, TX
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Ignore the design, image issues and self-righteous owners who are so intelligent, they can’t push the big pedal when all hell brakes -- sorry, breaks -- loose.
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bwahahaha
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Kommandant of the ACL (Anti Canadian League)
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Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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04-15-2010, 07:25 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Columbia
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Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28
Not a BMW or Audi in sight? Shame...
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+1!!!!!!!!!!!
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67' Camaro - Worked 327, Hotchkis TVS suspension, 4 wheel cross drilled discs, AM radio FTL
05' Silverado - Stock, stock, and stock.
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04-15-2010, 08:33 AM
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Meet Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: brick/pt. pleasant beach
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pretty good but definitely needs a beamer
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04-15-2010, 08:48 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: NNJ
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Good stuff, the top ten reasons real men drive stick was pretty funny too
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1997 Camaro Z28 - 355 LT1, T56, CC503, LTs, ORY, Bald Eagle-back exhaust, !emissions, Lingenfelter CAI, EWP, !CAGS, BMR LCAs, UMI PHB, Koni Str.t/Koni SA, C5 Z06 front / LS1 F-body rear brake swap, factory hurst with short stick 
2014 2LT Cruze 2.0 Turbo Diesel
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04-15-2010, 09:17 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: south & north nj
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the list sucks
they combined a grand prix and a grand am, that is the ultimate lo blow to a gp owner
theres no 3series owners or evo owners
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99 Legacy - slow winter dd
04 GTO - less slower summer dd
84 Trans Am - Father's car - all original / original owner
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04-15-2010, 09:34 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Galloway, NJ
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Theres no BMW's or Audi's on there, because all the editors drive one, and list is of the cars they cut off and tailgated today when they tried to get to work.
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1996 Camaro C/S - 2/3 Corvette Engine
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Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28
Uh yeah, after they surprized buttsecks us at Pearl Harbor?
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04-15-2010, 09:43 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Shreveport Louisianna Barksdale AFB
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Originally Posted by Blacdout96
Theres no BMW's or Audi's on there, because all the editors drive one, and list is of the cars they cut off and tailgated today when they tried to get to work.
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true but still it needs to be on the list and the gxp douchbag car i think not but the hummer is def #1 hands down close second should be bimmers
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 1985 383 Camaro-nothing special I promise 
2000 NBM z28-also nothing special
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04-15-2010, 10:11 AM
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As the lackluster successor to the equally dull Dodge Daytona, bland had a brand as the Dodge Avenger Coupe and then Stratus Coupe.
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Lol, that's some great copywriting.
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04-15-2010, 10:36 AM
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Power Member / Load Driver
Join Date: May 2006
Location: PA
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Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28
Not a BMW or Audi in sight? Shame...
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prick list should be made for those
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I'd be unstoppable if not for law enforcement & physics
2011 Regal CXL TO2
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04-15-2010, 12:25 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Hillsborough, NJ
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Looks like I'm a real douche. I've owned two cars on that list and I also have my NASCAR driver's number on all of them.
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1988-'03 Pontiac Grand Prix/1992-'05 Grand Am
Let’s face it: there’s not much shame in these Pontiacs falling to douchemobile status. Between these later Grand Prix and Grand Am cars, there was little to love anyway. When the power wasn’t anemic, it was unwieldy, yanking the wheel in torque steer. All this and Batmobile bodywork channeling a typical sixth-grader’s notebook sketches make up the academic apex of the typical douche piloting these cars. If you encounter men who drive these models, speak slowly and limit your syllables.
Douche-tinguishing feature: “No Fear” and/or “Pontiac Excitement” stickers
1995-'07 Chevrolet Monte Carlo
Douchemobile status is virtually assured when your car is not only pimped by cartoon characters (Tasmanian Devil), but comes in NASCAR editions too (Dale Earnhardt Sr. and Jr., Tony Stewart). It takes big, sleeveless shoulders to carry such a dubious honor, but the last-generation Monte Carlo manages that there real good. The slab-sided coupe was embarrassingly crude on its own, but when some fell into the hands of race-delusional douches, it became a joke that wrote its own punch line.
Douche-tinguishing feature: Stickers with NASCAR driver numbers -- or is it its owner’s IQ?
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04-15-2010, 12:31 PM
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12 Second Club
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Haddon Twp NJ
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No M3 not valid
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04-15-2010, 12:47 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Blackwood/Laurel Springs
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Originally Posted by BurninrubberGT
the list sucks
they combined a grand prix and a grand am, that is the ultimate lo blow to a gp owner
theres no 3series owners or evo owners
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Agreed an evo is a complete douche car... The owners act like they are superior to everyone.
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2001 Trans Am WS6 6 speed - forged 6.0 with a stock cam and a rough idle
1994 Trans Am GT 6 speed - (sold)
1987 Camaro Iroc-Z - flintstone car(sold)
1992 Camaro RS - slow 305 6 speed (sold)
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What is a opti?
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04-15-2010, 09:31 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: milltown
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my mom drives a H2 and no she doesnt use a douche... lol. yes most hummers owners are douches, but you wont get it til you drive one. they really do make you feel invincible 
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2002 Camaro Sunset Orange Mettalic, V6, 5spd, bilstein HD shocks and struts, eibach pro lowering kit, eibach f/r sway bars, lakewood PHB, UMI 2 point subframe connectors, energy suspensions poly master bushing kit
daily econobox and first car
1986 IROC-Z, T56, MGW shifter, Heads, Cam, Holley Stealth Ram 350, t-top, tubular LCA with relo brackets, adjustable PHB, belltech sway bars, ground control weight jacks, SLP mid length headers, 3in w/borla XR1, RIP 3 10 bolts, 12.7 @ 109 so far.. atleast its faster than stock  SOLD
1971 Camaro LS3/T56/9in, cam only and still carbed, RIP 2 10 bolts, 11.62@121
03 Blazer 2 door - salt sponge
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04-15-2010, 10:09 PM
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The Mayor / 2009 Member of the Year / Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Northwest
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Originally Posted by BurninrubberGT
the list sucks
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You WOULD think that....I mean you ARE a douche according to the list 
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1995 Z28 Convertible A4 13.78 @ 100 (CAI, high flow cat, catback, 160 thermo, hypertech, Strano springs, Koni yellows, sway bars, 3 pt. UMI SFC)
2018 Sea Doo GTX - 3 cylinders and das boooooost
Quote:
Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
Is English your 2nd language? Did you graduate high school? Your posts make my head hurt.
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Team FARM
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04-15-2010, 10:54 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: south & north nj
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Originally Posted by Anti_Rice_Guy
You WOULD think that....I mean you ARE a douche according to the list |
and as i said the classify a grand prix as a grand am, so not the brightest of people 
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99 Legacy - slow winter dd
04 GTO - less slower summer dd
84 Trans Am - Father's car - all original / original owner
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04-16-2010, 01:13 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Wantage, NJ
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1995-'07 Chevrolet Monte Carlo
Douchemobile status is virtually assured when your car is not only pimped by cartoon characters (Tasmanian Devil), but comes in NASCAR editions too (Dale Earnhardt Sr. and Jr., Tony Stewart). It takes big, sleeveless shoulders to carry such a dubious honor, but the last-generation Monte Carlo manages that there real good. The slab-sided coupe was embarrassingly crude on its own, but when some fell into the hands of race-delusional douches, it became a joke that wrote its own punch line.
Douche-tinguishing feature: Stickers with NASCAR driver numbers -- or is it its owner’s IQ?
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LMAO! Actually know a guy who actually has one WITH the Tasmanian Devil on the side! DOUCHE!!!
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04-16-2010, 07:08 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Northern New Jersey/ Syracuse
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Haha this is from Top10: Reasons Real Men Drive Stick....
"The automatic car is going to tell you what to do, and ultimately make you its bit#h."
"Cars that shift themselves will often hold the wrong gear, or shift up at the worst possible time, resulting in a car that treats the gas pedal as a suggestion box -- which it then promptly ignores"
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2002 Camaro Z28
Monterey Maroon-Hard Top
6 Speed Swapped, SLP Lid, LM1, UMI LCA's,PHB, K&N, Nittos
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