Jerry Springer Show Guest Application

[bencar]

Okay, this isn't really an application to the Jerry Springer Show, but it sure could be

SPRINGER APPLICATION
Guest Application for The Jerry Springer Show

Personal information:

Name_______ Nickname_________ CB Handle_________

Yore Mama_________ Yore Daddy (if known)___________

Spouse's Name_________*

*Relationship to spouse: ___Sister __Brother __Mother __Father __Pet __Aunt __uncle

Occupation: __unemployed Mechanic ___Gun show Dealer __Slci nhead

Number of Children in Household__ Number that are yours__

Circle Highest Level of Education: 1 2 3 4
how Far is Your Mobile Home From a Paved Road: ___ 1 mi. ___5 mi.
___?

Number of Times You Have Survived a Tornado: __

Number of vehicles Owned__ Number on Cement Blocks__

Truck Equipment: __Gun Rack __Pit Bull __Spit Cup __Fuzzy Dice __Rebel

Flag__ Naked woman Mudflaps NWO and/or NRA sticker

Weapons Owned: ___Tire iron __Pick Handle ___Beer Bottle ___Shotgun

Number of Dogs Owned: __

Number of Homemade Tattoos____

Which of the Following Appliances are in your Front Yard:
___Frigerator____Heatin Stove ___Warsher ___TV ___Freezer

How Many of the Above Appliances work: __

Fav-o-rite Recreation: ___Drinkin ___Cow Chip Throwin

___Possum Huntin___Crawdad Huntin __Spittin Backy

__Scratchin __Watchin wrasslin

If You Can Read, which Magazines Do you Prefer: __soap opera Digest ___NWA ___Rifle and Shotgun ____NWA
___TV Guide ___National Enquirer __True confessions

SPRINGER APPLICATION
which stinks worse: __Hogpen __outhouse __Spouse

can you Spell Your Last Name:__Yup __Nope

can you Remember Your Last Name: __Yup __Nope
Have you Ever stayed sober for More Than one Day: __Yup __Nope

Do you Know Any words with More Than 4 Letters: __Yup __Nope

which is Correct: __"I seed Him" or __"I seen Him"

how Many cartons of cigarettes do you Smoke a Day? __

Math Test: how Many Food stamps do the Following Cost? __six Pack __ciggies __shotgun shells __Backy__ Prosti tute__

Number of Times You've seen: __a ufo __ Elvis__Elvis in a ufo

Health Questionaire: which of the Following do you Have? __Head Lice __B.o. __crabs __Runny Nose__Boils

Can you Remember the Last Time you Bathed? __Yup__Nope

Color of Teeth: __Yellow __Brown __Black __N/A

I hereby swear this is the trooth and sign my "x" on ___20_



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Oh, and is there somethign wrong with Edison, the Applebees, or did I just pick a bad day to decide to simply drop by there, and maybe meet a few folks live and in person there

[j0n]

bwahahaha great application...and i dropped a post in your other thread...i think the problem is gunna be the time frame

[bencar]

Got to thank one of the guys I work with for that one.

And about the other thread, I can adjust my arrival time, so that it's more convenient to a larger number of people. I realize that most people aren't off from work or school on a Friday like I am, so if you go to the 'Anyone Going To Be Near Applebees' thread, you'll see I suggested some alternative arrival times.

[BlueFBird]

now thats funny....lol

[ProtekYoNutz]