51 Things you have to know about racing

[Koll]

1. You need NAWS. Two bottles. The big ones.
2. It ain't how you stand by your car, it's how big your wing is.
3. The buster brings your back.
4. You can have any beer, as long as it's a Corona.
5. If the road suddenly narrows, drive under a truck.
6.Practice pre-race skillz with Grand Turismo 3 A-SPEC, yo.
7. Even the cops in L.A. are Hollywood.
8. No one likes the tuna.
9. Big wing == big speed
10. Amateurs don't use NAWS.
11. Never narc nobody.
12. Stickers, stickers, stickers.
13. Winning's Winning.
14. Stand-alone fuel management system.
15. Break her heart, get neck broke.
16. Leopard-skin pants make you badass.
17. Live life a quarter mile at a time (~17 seconds)
18. L.A. cops respond to one emergency at a time with the entire police force.
19. You can never have enought foglights
20. Only asians, latinos, and blacks street-race; everyone else is an undercover cop.
21. Win race, get threesome.
22. Shooting a MAC-11 from a motorcycle isn't easy.
23. Ramming a charger with a motorcycle hurts
24. Oil tastes bad
25. Pizza boys dont like street racers
26. Stay out of asian turf or dont sleep with their sisters
27. The Fed with the loudest voice can pin it on anyone he wants.
28. Stealing Apex DVD players is lucrative.
29. The proper display of affection with a bald man is kidding his head
30. Cuban resturants are called 'Cha-Cha-Cha'
31. Truckers never carry guns (alomst)
32. Truckers dont know how to use brakes
33. Its not a color unless it begins with neon
34. Car part stores give Lightnings to delivery boys
35. Fire bursting from tailpipe indicated speed.
36. High-pitched buzzing exhaust indicated speed
37. Single windshield wiper? Ditto.
38. Hoods and bodykits do not need paint.
39. Its not the train that gets you, its the truck
40. Ugly paint is not a bad way to spend $10,000
41. Overuse of nitrous makes the floorboard fall off
42. Dual tailpipes are good. quad tailpipes are better.
43. CAI adds 50 HP
44. Exhaust adds 150 HP
45. If you scream "NAWS" it will explode
46. Ferraris are more than you can afford, pal.
47. You can beat any car is you say "Smoke 'Em" before you run
48. Any scrap-heap can be made race-ready in under a week if the parts are ordered from Ja-pan
49. Computer-controlled nitrous kits require a laptop.
50. Owning a "suppressed MAC-11" is a "minor weapons violation"
51. And whatever you do, DONT BLOW THE WELDS on the intake manifold!

[ar0ck]

I like the tuna.

[Ian]

Originally Posted by TransAm4Life

I like the tuna.

thats not what I heard. I heard you like the tube steak

[Tsar]

Originally Posted by Ian

thats not what I heard. I heard you like the tube steak

[BigAls87Z28]

DANGER TO MANIFOLD, DANGER TO MANIFOLD!!

[Tsar]

NAWSSSSSSSSS!!!

[Ian]

man, that list just reminded me how completely rediculous that movie really was. the only part that was true was when the charger threw a rod and the poopra still had to use both stages of nitrous to keep up 8)

[jrsfast84]

Originally Posted by TransAm4Life

I like the tuna.

To me, still taste's like " CHICKEN ". JR1.

[BigAls87Z28]

#1 is classic...

[Ian]

46 is my favorite

[GP99GT]

i have an animated gif on my laptop

[Savage_Messiah]

bahahahahahahahhhahahahaha

[Batman]

I like #17

[79dizZy28]

[Tsar]

Originally Posted by GP99GT

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i have an animated gif on my laptop Â*

POST IT. i want it too. ill take my laptop in the firechicken and pull up next to some ricers and tell them to check it out

[bad64chevelle]

20. Only asians, latinos, and blacks street-race; everyone else is an undercover cop.
-What about Egyptians? Is that how the do it in Arabia, Jake?

34. Car part stores give Lightnings to delivery boys
-All I got to drive was a damn Saturn for delivering parts

41. Overuse of nitrous makes the floorboard fall off
-That happens to me alot...

[12secondv6]

Originally Posted by bad64chevelle

41. Overuse of nitrous makes the floorboard fall off
-That happens to me alot...

Weight reduction!!!!!!!!!

[Rob WS6]

Originally Posted by Tsar

POST IT. i want it too. ill take my laptop in the firechicken and pull up next to some ricers and tell them to check it out Â*

[Brando56894]

Originally Posted by 12secondv6

Weight reduction!!!!!!!!!

bah who needs floor boards?

[Teds89IROC]

~Ted

[2001orangess]

Originally Posted by GP99GT

i have an animated gif on my laptop Â*

damn it, i want that, can you sen me that gif ????