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Old 11-12-2005, 10:35 AM   #1
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Great joke

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?”

St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”

“Oh,” said the man, “whose clock is that?”

“That’s St. Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.

“Incredible” said the man. “And whose clock is that one?”

St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”

“Where’s Bush’s clock?” asked the man.

“Bush’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan..”
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Old 11-12-2005, 11:10 AM   #2
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Thats great!
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Old 11-12-2005, 11:47 AM   #3
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hahaha, good find
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Old 11-12-2005, 01:45 PM   #4
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haha i think they changed clinton for bush. I remember that joke and it was clinton. But still good!
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Old 11-12-2005, 01:48 PM   #5
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I remember it as OJ simpsons =)
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Old 11-12-2005, 04:09 PM   #6
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Old 11-12-2005, 05:05 PM   #7
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haha needed a good laugh.
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Old 11-13-2005, 10:53 AM   #8
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yep, used to be OJ's joke... still good for a chuckle.
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