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09-29-2006, 09:56 PM
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This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the ******** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
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09-29-2006, 10:47 PM
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2007 Member of the Year
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 nice!
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Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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09-29-2006, 11:27 PM
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I love it!
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and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
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09-30-2006, 09:08 AM
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good stuff!
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09-30-2006, 02:07 PM
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09-30-2006, 03:37 PM
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i think ive seen that before, still pretty good though
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09-30-2006, 07:02 PM
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NJFBOA Co-Founder
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lol, good one
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10-01-2006, 12:48 PM
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Queen of Destruction / NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor / Moderator / 12 Second Club / 2006 Member of the Year / PITA
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hahaha, good **** john
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10-01-2006, 02:08 PM
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Admin.
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An oldie but still a good one!
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The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand. Or so I have read.
Feather-light suspension, Konis just couldn't hold. I'm so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors.
Hey everybody, it's good to have you on the Baba-too-da-ba-too-ba-ba-buh-doo-ga-ga-bop-a-dop
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10-01-2006, 02:48 PM
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ahaha thats great!
~Ted
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10-01-2006, 07:41 PM
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Awsomeness
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10-02-2006, 01:25 PM
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Co-Founder / Site Admin
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That's cool!
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10-03-2006, 09:24 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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THIS THREAD SUCKS...
20+8+9+19+20+8+18+5+1+4+19+21+3+11+19 = 185%
j/k
lol sorry it's pretty funny...
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10-04-2006, 06:53 AM
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Kojak
THIS THREAD SUCKS...
20+8+9+19+20+8+18+5+1+4+19+21+3+11+19 = 185%
j/k
lol sorry it's pretty funny...
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