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12-31-2006, 05:52 PM
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Lifetime Power Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: London, UK
Posts: 862
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Home Depot Scam
Heads up for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also December 1st, 3rd, twice on the 6th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So be careful
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2008 Mysterious Solstice GXP - teh hotness!
2002 Pewter V6 Camaro M5 ~ SOLD 
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Fear the Gear. 13.585 @ 100.05 1.827
Beater: 93 Jeep Grand Cherokee
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12-31-2006, 05:55 PM
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NJFBOA Co-Founder
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: All up in your kool aid!
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lol
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12-31-2006, 06:01 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Somerset County
Posts: 5,559
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haha i've heard that before...good stuff
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12-31-2006, 06:06 PM
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2007 Member of the Year
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Seabrook, TX
Posts: 14,281
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hm yea, i guess your user title did change around nov 5th in that case then 
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Kommandant of the ACL (Anti Canadian League)
Quote:
Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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12-31-2006, 06:26 PM
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12 Second Club
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Paramus
Posts: 898
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lol
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12-31-2006, 06:45 PM
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Power Member
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Location: Old Bridge, NJ
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12-31-2006, 07:40 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Boston/North
Posts: 9,214
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Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
dumbass.
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12-31-2006, 09:06 PM
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8 Second Club
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 4,315
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i have to go to the home depot tommorrow morning so i'll keep my eyes open for them 
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12-31-2006, 10:18 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
Posts: 6,116
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lol
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ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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12-31-2006, 11:14 PM
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12 Second Club
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Williamstown/Atlantic City, NJ
Posts: 2,261
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i wokr therree i m 1 ofj those s grls. i wam owned alone n=w, haoopy freakin new yearss....i guess excedrin migraind (4) polus malibu an d pine------appkle juice isnt good to mkaeizx ..um mix....hehe. owne=-D a LONE! HOOT`!!! partyyyy harddd n naked....i m going to bed@!@!!!@@@
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12-31-2006, 11:17 PM
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15 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Vineland
Posts: 6,621
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wow you really shouldnt post when your drunk, my head wants to explode when i read it  
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OG!
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01-01-2007, 12:30 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Boston/North
Posts: 9,214
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Firebirdv600
i wokr therree i m 1 ofj those s grls. i wam owned alone n=w, haoopy freakin new yearss....i guess excedrin migraind (4) polus malibu an d pine------appkle juice isnt good to mkaeizx ..um mix....hehe. owne=-D a LONE! HOOT`!!! partyyyy harddd n naked....i m going to bed@!@!!!@@@
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if you don't die your liver may
acetaminophen + alcohol = deadly mix
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
dumbass.
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01-01-2007, 02:13 AM
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King of Free
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 1,750
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wait.. so where is the scam in this? I would just buy some dollar store wallets, put in some monopoly money and make out like a bandit 
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2001 Trans Am M6 WS6 Black on Black...on Black
PaceSetter LT's, TSP catted Y,Borla catback, SLP lid
!CAGS, Eibach pro-kit, Bilstein shocks, 5% tint all around
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01-01-2007, 03:14 AM
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Stalker
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 12,077
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Firebirdv600
i wokr therree i m 1 ofj those s grls. i wam owned alone n=w, haoopy freakin new yearss....i guess excedrin migraind (4) polus malibu an d pine------appkle juice isnt good to mkaeizx ..um mix....hehe. owne=-D a LONE! HOOT`!!! partyyyy harddd n naked....i m going to bed@!@!!!@@@
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you soooo should have came and partied with us...
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01-01-2007, 09:52 AM
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11 second club / Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Berlin, NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Firebirdv600
i wokr therree i m 1 ofj those s grls. i wam owned alone n=w, haoopy freakin new yearss....i guess excedrin migraind (4) polus malibu an d pine------appkle juice isnt good to mkaeizx ..um mix....hehe. owne=-D a LONE! HOOT`!!! partyyyy harddd n naked....i m going to bed@!@!!!@@@
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"Hi I'm Kel...."
Group : "HI KEL!"
"....and I have a problem"
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1996 Trans Am WS6 •Pacesetter Longtubes •Strange 12 Bolt •Spohn Suspension •11.152 @ 123.85
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01-01-2007, 01:21 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Columbus, NJ
Posts: 140
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hahahaha
I'm on my way to Home Depot now
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01-01-2007, 05:29 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Point Pleasant
Posts: 1,809
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sweet. Money clip ftw
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94 2wd SBSC Gmt400. 330CI LSX, Fast 102, Trickflow 205s, close ratio nv3500, 4.30/trutrac.
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01-01-2007, 07:34 PM
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10 Second Club; Has fan club
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Delmont nj
Posts: 4,369
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ryanfx
wait.. so where is the scam in this? I would just buy some dollar store wallets, put in some monopoly money and make out like a bandit |
My plan exactly! but i would add a lil twist to that- After she swallows, tell her that you have AIDS
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1997 Saturn Sc1 5spd DOHC swapped
Bolt ons, decked head, stock intake cam on exhaust side, lotsa weight redux
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12's on moda? One day
Last edited by 98tadriver; 01-01-2007 at 07:37 PM.
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