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				gotta love old italians hahahahahah
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
			
			An 80-year old Italian man goes to the doctor for a check-up The 
 doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do 
 you stay in such great physical condition?" 
 
 
 "I'm Italian and I am a golfer," says the old guy," and that's why 
 I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing 
 up and down the fairways. Have a glass of vino, and all is well." 
 
 "Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be 
 more to it. How old was your Dad when he died?" 
 
 "Who said my Dad's dead?" 
 
  ;The doctor is amazed. "You mean you're 80 years old and your Dad's 
 still alive. How old is he?" 
 
 "He's 100 years old," says the old Italian golfer. "In fact he 
 golfed with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach 
 for awalk, that's why he's still alive ... he's Italian and he's a 
 golfer too." 
 
 "Well," the doctor says, "that's great, but I'm sure there's more to 
 it than that. How about your Dad's Dad? How old was he when he died?" 
 
Who said my grandpa's dead?" "He's still akick'n." 
 
 Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old and your 
 grandfather's still living! Incredible, how old is he?" 
 
 "He's 118 years old," says the old Italian golfer. The doctor is 
 getting frustrated at this point, "So, I guess he went golfing with 
 you this morning too?" 
 
 "No. Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married 
 to day." 
 
 
 At this point the doctor is close to losing it. "Getting married!! 
 Why would a 118year-old guy want to get married?" 
 
 "Who said he wanted to?"
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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