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01-24-2007, 11:03 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: west milford, nj
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funny convo
this kid is the biggest n00b i know. heres just a glimpse of his noobness
[10:56] Shaneomac92GT: do u really think you can swap an engine into it yourself?
[10:57] special ed: yeh
[10:59] Shaneomac92GT: well what happens if the piston return spring is 3 coils short and you have to do a pulley shot
[11:00] Shaneomac92GT: or like a muffler bearing breakes on the header or something
[11:01] special ed: that im not too sure about
[11:01] special ed: but a friend of mine from work rebuilt his avenger so he'll be there to workk all of that out with me
[11:01] Shaneomac92GT: oh
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Last edited by shane27; 01-24-2007 at 11:04 AM.
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01-24-2007, 11:06 AM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Oceanside, New York
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yea.. those muffler bearings get ya everytime 
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01-24-2007, 11:07 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: North Jersey
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i did a pulley shot and it worked out perfectly
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01-24-2007, 11:33 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
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Kid sounds like a super-genius....
- Justin
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01-24-2007, 11:36 AM
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Admin.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hamilton, NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tru2Chevy
Kid sounds like a super-genius....
- Justin
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HEY! Don't slag the super-geniuses of the world by comparing them to this numbnuts!
Ole Wiley E Coyote built some crazy stuff!
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The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand. Or so I have read.
Feather-light suspension, Konis just couldn't hold. I'm so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors.
Hey everybody, it's good to have you on the Baba-too-da-ba-too-ba-ba-buh-doo-ga-ga-bop-a-dop
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01-24-2007, 11:57 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
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ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
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2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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01-24-2007, 12:22 PM
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Admin.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hamilton, NJ
Posts: 20,170
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Look at those plans!!!
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Vent Windows Forever!
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand. Or so I have read.
Feather-light suspension, Konis just couldn't hold. I'm so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors.
Hey everybody, it's good to have you on the Baba-too-da-ba-too-ba-ba-buh-doo-ga-ga-bop-a-dop
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01-24-2007, 12:28 PM
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Fidget Lover
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: P-town, New Jersey
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we did the muffler bearing trick to all of the new techs and service writers when i was at strauss...the headlight acid and blinker fluid is also a great trick...
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Barb = fist pump extraordinaire
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bubba428
just for the record...whos falus is lodged in your sfincter
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01-24-2007, 06:53 PM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Netcong, NJ
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Buahahah to make a long story short... this guy at work is a complete dope... along with a big brown-noser... well, he got married August 2005 .. and of course invited the boss... the boss drives 4 hours upstate NY to the ceremony... and one of the idiot's cousins backs up into my boss's new Ram 1500. Not much damage, just the grill and a part of the chrome front bumper. The idiot being the brownnoser he is, said he would pay for the damages. So the following monday, the idiot was still on his honeymoon or w/e, and the boss came back, and we thought of a plan... i had masterful skills in Photoshop and we would create "3 Estimates" so he can give them to the idiot (as a joke, but acting serious at first). I added in an "Allison Torque Convertor" (Allison is a big rig tranny), Headlight coolant, blinker fluid, tie rods, a-arms, axle hub, headers, true dual exhaust, 4 barrel carbeurator... in other words i added **** that would be fixed that wasnt broken or didnt exist... everything BUT the actual broken parts... I made the $400-type accident turn out to be like a $4000-$6000 situation  I made estimates from places around here that are known to charge an arm and a leg for... man o man, the look on his face when he saw those papers... he didnt even read the descriptions, only the final costs... his eyes lit up, he almost CRIED!!!!! Then one of the guys at work walks up to him, asks to see the papers, glanced at them for a second... and said to the idiot ... "HEADLIGHT COOLANT? BLINKER FLUID? FULL LENGTH EXHAUST HEADERS? WHAT? ARE YOU A ****ING MORON? YOU... ARE... A... ****ING... TOOL ...." We all got a kick out of it. hahahahaa
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01-24-2007, 07:21 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Hawthorne, New Jersey
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Thats great. Im a big fan of the halogen fluid and the push button gabriel clutch.
Oh and just as a fyi, allison makes transmissions for smaller trucks now too. Our chevy 5500 flatbed has a duramax/allison combo, and the chevy pickups 2500/3500 can get the same combo.
Those things are nearly bullet proof.
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01-24-2007, 07:36 PM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Netcong, NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 89 Trans Am WS6
Oh and just as a fyi, allison makes transmissions for smaller trucks now too. Our chevy 5500 flatbed has a duramax/allison combo, and the chevy pickups 2500/3500 can get the same combo.
Those things are nearly bullet proof.
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Wow I didnt know that. We have 6 speed automatic Allison trannys in the garbage trucks at work
And yes, they are damn near bulletproof 
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