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was jesus a M/W well i have ideas
> There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
>>>1. He called everyone brother.
>>>2. He liked Gospel.
>>>3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
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> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
>>>1. He went into His Father's business.
>>>2. He lived at home until he was 33.
>>>3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He
> was God.
>
> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
> Italian:
>>>1. He talked with His hands.
>>>2. He had wine with His meals.
>>>3. He used olive oil.
>
> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
> Californian:
>>>1. He never cut His hair.
>>>2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
>>>3. He started a new religi on.
>
> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an
> American Indian:
>>>1. He was at peace with nature.
>>>2. He ate a lot of fish.
>>>3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
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> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
>>>1. He never got married.
>>>2. He was always telling stories.
>>>3. He loved green pastures.
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>
> But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a
> WOMAN:
>>>1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
>>>2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who
> just didn't get it.
>>>3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was
> work to do.
>
>
> AMEN
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