Funniest S*** EVA!!!!

[NJSPEEDER]

today after work i gave one of the guys i work with that usualy walks a ride home. on the way to his apartment complex, only a few miles from work, i go past a toyota stealership.
when i went by to drop the guy off i see a lady in a prius pulling out of hte dealership, on teh way back to jump on 95 and head home i see the lady in the turn lane for 95 BROKEN DOWN!!!!
i almost fell out of the car laughing. this was literally 5 minutes tops between going by and coming back.

made my day, even better than playing tag and catch all day at work(yes, i have a very tough job)

[enRo]

Hahahahaha nice one.... i had one of those days, decided to take the Z for a spin with the TTops off... i get alot more looks then the tops are off, dunno why, but I was alongside a Ford Explorer packed with girls and one dumb emo kid who wasnt even driving parked at a traffic light (about 5 or 6 cars back)... asked me if I wanted to race (he wasnt making eye contact at all) and i laughed in his face, and had that vehicle full of girls bursting with laughter. I guess you had to be there

[BonzoHansen]

Since we are goofing on Prius owners, I saw this car this morning and snapped this terrible pic with my cell. Hanging from the back of the car were pink balls (not flesh colored - pink). Those same dumb things rednecks hang from the back of their pickup trucks. But these were pink & the car had handicap plates & was doing 5 under the speed limit. WTF?

While I am at it, do turn signals reduce gas mileage? Because over the weekend I saw 3 separate hybrids that all failed to use their signals. Reminds me for what George Carlin used to say about Volvo owners – intelligent cars for ignorant people!

[Brando56894]

this woman who was my bus driver years ago pulled up along side of me in her bus packed with kids at a stop light (she was in the turning lane and i was goin straight) and asked me if i wanted to race , that was prolly the funniest thing that happened all day

[trashman01]

think the funniet thing to ever happen to me was when i was at the local hang out spot and this kid in a fake wrx all stoned out asked me if i wanted to race, i told him i had a 4 cylinder(i had taken the exhuast off the cat cuz i wanted to be heard in my t/a) and he asked me what were my mods i was like, head work and full exhuast. he said and i qoute "wtf? do you run 9s or something? that **** sounds fast!" then i procedded to shred the 245/50R16 BFG KDWS into lil rubber peices and leave a couple bacon strips as the white cloud coverd the near by over pass like it was fog

[Anti_Rice_Guy]

Originally Posted by BigDaddyKane

Hahahahaha nice one.... i had one of those days, decided to take the Z for a spin with the TTops off... i get alot more looks then the tops are off, dunno why, but I was alongside a Ford Explorer packed with girls and one dumb emo kid who wasnt even driving parked at a traffic light (about 5 or 6 cars back)... asked me if I wanted to race (he wasnt making eye contact at all) and i laughed in his face, and had that vehicle full of girls bursting with laughter. I guess you had to be there

Woah I take it I missed when you fixed it?

[enRo]

Originally Posted by Anti_Rice_Guy

Woah I take it I missed when you fixed it?

Nope, driving teh Pinto Edition Z28 =)