Rockin' a Tore-azz...

[unstable bob gable]

My Caddy won't be ready today, so I had to rent a car. I asked them for something small, and they said "Howz about a Kia Sportage?" I said "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHA
HAHA...NO FRIGGIN' WAY!" It'll be a cold day in Hell before the great unstable bob gable drives a Jap wanna be SUV mini piece o' chit! So, they gave me a Ferd Tore-azz. Looks to be not too bad. I just hope it will do 100 MPH on the Pulaski Skyway. And on a side note, they had a Hemi Charger up until this morning, but rented it out before I got there. Dayum, that woulda been fun on the Pulaski!

[bubba428]

haha my aunt has a 98 sho...that thing rips...

[j0n]

i know my way around a tore-ass if ya want some extra wind while drivin down the pulaski

[Tru2Chevy]

Originally Posted by j0n

i know my way around a tore-ass if ya want some extra wind while drivin down the pulaski

I don't know how the rental company would feel about the car coming back with a sun roof and stripped axles

- Justin

[Brando56894]

[unstable bob gable]

Welp, I found out the Tore-azz will do 120+MPH. It was fun burying the needle on the way home from work. "Have your driven a Ford REAL HARD lately?" Why yes, I have!

[WildBillyT]

Originally Posted by unstable bob gable

Welp, I found out the Tore-azz will do 120+MPH. It was fun burying the needle on the way home from work. "Have your driven a Ford REAL HARD lately?" Why yes, I have!

Hopefully it will snow so you can go snowbank bustin'.