Chuck Norris doesn't have one.......

[12secondv6]

http://www.lightningdrink.com/

Steven Seagal Energy Drink!



I spit water on my computer screen!!!!!

Worthy of being a new avatar!

[Predator86]

Everyone knows that chuck norris has a mighty power that no piece of aluminum could ever hope to contain!

[12secondv6]

Originally Posted by Predator86

Everyone knows that chuck norris has a mighty power that no piece of aluminum could ever hope to contain!

Frigin priceless!

[misterjuice]

Chuck Norris' stare can make a Caucasian man out of an African American man. (this is me being very PC)

[WildBillyT]

Does it come with a speech about the plight of the Native Americans in this country?

[jims69camaro]

isn't this the drink that hulk hogan passed on when he was looking for something to endorse (to make money) like the george foreman grill?

[Knipps]

Originally Posted by jims69camaro

isn't this the drink that hulk hogan passed on when he was looking for something to endorse (to make money) like the george foreman grill?

most likely
or the wwe picked it up as they have their own now too

[Untamed]

Segal is kinda like Elvis - before getting fat and after getting fat. Notice the picture of him on the can is before the fat days.

I'll stick with Gatorade.

[jims69camaro]

when he started using a body double in his movies, i lost all respect for him.

[bubba428]

of course walmart jumped on this lol...they'll sell anything

[Dark_Knight7096]

Apparently you don't know much about Chuck Norris. In the late 1990s Mr. Norris began bottling and imbibing his own urine on the set of Walker Texas Ranger as a quick pick-me-up between filming. The rest of the cast began noticing how the urine was pepping up Mr. Norris and they started having him bottling some for their use too. Eventually word of this slightly biting beverage made its way around the world until it reached a young entrepeneur from Austria heard about it and ventured to the set of the show. Once there he sameld some of Mr. Norris' urine and agreed that the flavor (or to him flavour) wasn't that bad and it made him feel rejuvinated. He then proceeded to tell Chuck his business proposition, he wished to sell Mr. Norris' urine all over the world to tired people and alcoholics to make good drink combinations. Chuck was slightly apprehensive because he knew that the power of his urine was too great to consume in large doses. The Austrian entrepeneur, not without a resolve as strong as one of Chuck's roundhouse kicks, assured him that he would only sell the urine in an 8.3oz can, Chuck Norris realizing that this was an acceptable mortal human dosage consented, although he asked no direct references to his connection to the product be overtly placed on the can. The Austrian agreed.

Sales of this product have skyrocketed and many, MANY, imitators, including Mr. Segal, have come along trying to claim Chuck's fame, but the original is still the best. And imitation is the sincerest form of flattery as only Chuck's urine has been said to give one a set of wings.

We know Mr. Norris' urine fueled energy drink these days as: Red Bull

[Predator86]

oh boy...i sense an onslaught of chuck norris jokes comin!

And on that note...they say that chuck norris dosent get frost-bite....instead he bites frost!

[79T/A]

Apparently you don't know much about Chuck Norris. In the late 1990s Mr. Norris began bottling and imbibing his own urine on the set of Walker Texas Ranger as a quick pick-me-up between filming. The rest of the cast began noticing how the urine was pepping up Mr. Norris and they started having him bottling some for their use too. Eventually word of this slightly biting beverage made its way around the world until it reached a young entrepeneur from Austria heard about it and ventured to the set of the show. Once there he sameld some of Mr. Norris' urine and agreed that the flavor (or to him flavour) wasn't that bad and it made him feel rejuvinated. He then proceeded to tell Chuck his business proposition, he wished to sell Mr. Norris' urine all over the world to tired people and alcoholics to make good drink combinations. Chuck was slightly apprehensive because he knew that the power of his urine was too great to consume in large doses. The Austrian entrepeneur, not without a resolve as strong as one of Chuck's roundhouse kicks, assured him that he would only sell the urine in an 8.3oz can, Chuck Norris realizing that this was an acceptable mortal human dosage consented, although he asked no direct references to his connection to the product be overtly placed on the can. The Austrian agreed.

Sales of this product have skyrocketed and many, MANY, imitators, including Mr. Segal, have come along trying to claim Chuck's fame, but the original is still the best. And imitation is the sincerest form of flattery as only Chuck's urine has been said to give one a set of wings.

We know Mr. Norris' urine fueled energy drink these days as: Red Bull

Excellent!

Maybe Seagal should give some of that energy drink to his career; it might be rejuvenated.

[79T/A]

As we're on the subject of Seagal, I now present to you, the entire script of the movie "Out For Justice." Some may remember this movie in which he plays Nino, a ponytailed NYPD detective sergeant who is...well, out for justice at the death of his partner.

Opening: Partner's shot dead. Richie did it.

Seagal: "Anybody see Richie?"

Fight scene

Seagal: "Anybody see Richie?"

Fight scene

Seagal: "Anybody see Richie?"

Gun fight. Fight scene.

Seagal: "Anybody see Richie?"

Yup...another fight scene.

Seagal: "Anybody see Richie?"

Big fight scene. Shots fired. More fighting. Corkscrew in Richie's skull.

Seagal's dog pees on someone.

End.

I believe he appeared on "Inside the Actor's Studio" after that one.

[Predator86]

remember when he asked if anyone saw richie?! i was on the edge of my seat wheew!

[enRo]

Chuck Norris is the only man to defeat a wall in a game of tennis. True story.

[Lt1_8U]

Originally Posted by Predator86

oh boy...i sense an onslaught of chuck norris jokes comin!

And on that note...they say that chuck norris dosent get frost-bite....instead he bites frost!

chuck norris doesn't sleep...he waits

[98tadriver]

Originally Posted by 69Novaguy

chuck norris doesn't sleep...he waits

chuck norris doesnt sleep with a nightlight because hes scared of the dark.....

the dark sleeps with a nightlight because its scared of chuck norris.

speaking of chuck, does anyone know where i can buy his streetbike setup from delta force? i wanna put something on the ninja. it looks too plain

[Predator86]

i just saw his shirt at target and i couldnt help myself i had to buy it



oh ya and before monsters goto bed...they check under theyre bed for chuck norris

[bubba428]

NOTHING beats MMMMMMMMM so good
also an excellent drink

[WhiteTransAm]

when chuck norris does pushups hes not pushing himself up, hes pushing the world down

[12secondv6]

Originally Posted by Dark_Knight7096

Apparently you don't know much about Chuck Norris. In the late 1990s Mr. Norris began bottling and imbibing his own urine on the set of Walker Texas Ranger as a quick pick-me-up between filming. The rest of the cast began noticing how the urine was pepping up Mr. Norris and they started having him bottling some for their use too. Eventually word of this slightly biting beverage made its way around the world until it reached a young entrepeneur from Austria heard about it and ventured to the set of the show. Once there he sameld some of Mr. Norris' urine and agreed that the flavor (or to him flavour) wasn't that bad and it made him feel rejuvinated. He then proceeded to tell Chuck his business proposition, he wished to sell Mr. Norris' urine all over the world to tired people and alcoholics to make good drink combinations. Chuck was slightly apprehensive because he knew that the power of his urine was too great to consume in large doses. The Austrian entrepeneur, not without a resolve as strong as one of Chuck's roundhouse kicks, assured him that he would only sell the urine in an 8.3oz can, Chuck Norris realizing that this was an acceptable mortal human dosage consented, although he asked no direct references to his connection to the product be overtly placed on the can. The Austrian agreed.

Sales of this product have skyrocketed and many, MANY, imitators, including Mr. Segal, have come along trying to claim Chuck's fame, but the original is still the best. And imitation is the sincerest form of flattery as only Chuck's urine has been said to give one a set of wings.

We know Mr. Norris' urine fueled energy drink these days as: Red Bull

[ar0ck]

That Monster Assault & Captain... yummy

[Brando56894]

wow thats a pretty sad attempt at income, my roommate said he had it before and it was absolutely horrible. btw monster kaos ftw!! stuff is amazing, it doesnt even taste like an energy drink.

[Predator86]

one hair from chucks beard is sharp enough to slice a diamond clean in half

ok im done i promise