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01-04-2008, 10:16 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Hillsborough, NJ
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Good Answer
Katie Couric, while interviewing a Marine sniper, asked:
"What do you feel ... when you shoot a Terrorist?"
The Marine shrugged and replied,
"A slight recoil."
Those of you in the NJFBOA who are about to enter the US military, or are currently serving, domestically or abroad, always remember to keep your humor with you no matter where you go.
Good luck and thank you.
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01-04-2008, 12:12 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Boston/North
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
dumbass.
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01-04-2008, 04:36 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
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That is a great answer...reminds me of this:
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A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes wentby and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid **** and act like an *******. So, He sent me."
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- Justin
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