My car's possessed!
Careful, don't show your insurance company. In this state, automobile possession means you're a high risk for accident, and therefore increases your rates. Plus Corzine would then slap you with an automobile sentience tax AND an evil car tax that you'd have to pay monthly.
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I USED TO HAVE an 85 Camaro 305 4bbl, 90 Firebird V6, 97 Firebird V6 (10 speakers!). Despite the two family vehicles, 3 kids, wife and mortgage, I can finally realize the dream - 88 TA almost all stock... for now.
http://www.cardomain.com/id/untameddave
Wanted this -

, but ended up with this -

for free. Can't argue with free.