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08-25-2009, 08:53 AM
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A book everyone should get.
We all love Top Gear, weither the insistant rambling from Mr. Clarkson about how American cars are bad, to Captain Slow somehow coming from behind to win the races, it is only justified that our kids are brought up young on this show, and cars in general with this....
http://www.fquick.com/blog/3240#comments
It even has a 3rd gen on the fron cover!!
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Uh yeah, after they surprized buttsecks us at Pearl Harbor?
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08-25-2009, 09:32 AM
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whats a stig?
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08-25-2009, 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted by NastyEllEssWon
whats a stig?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stig
- Justin
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08-25-2009, 10:28 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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Originally Posted by NastyEllEssWon
whats a stig?
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Some say that he thinks that the word ”procreate” is someone who is a professional at being creative and that he once attempted to learn how to swim and almost drowned in one foot of water
Some say that when he goes in to get his helmet shined that he has to be put under horse tranquilizers and the color of his urine is white so you can never really tell if he’s pee’d his suit
Some say that when he uses a computer he’ll have an outbreak of the hives and that he can’t float in water and that alone is why he’s afraid of ducks
Some say that had a car built in a bomb shelter but can’t get it out and that his right foot weighs 3.14159 grams (which is pi) heavier than his left foot
Some say that he once was the escape driver for the US President and for the Queen at the same dinner ball and hated it and that he once played checkers against James May and won
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1996 Camaro C/S - 2/3 Corvette Engine
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28
Uh yeah, after they surprized buttsecks us at Pearl Harbor?
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08-25-2009, 11:24 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
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Those are the cars from there first American Road Trip.
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08-25-2009, 11:53 AM
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Some say he is illegal in 17 US states, and he blinks horizontally...
Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all his legs are hydraulic...
Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his earwax tastes like Turkish Delight...
Some say he can swim seven lengths underwater, and he has webbed buttocks...
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08-25-2009, 11:58 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
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What a great idea. Top Gear is epic...
The one where stig takes public transportation in London helmet and all is funny as ****.
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08-25-2009, 12:03 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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Some say he appears on high value stamps in Sweden, and that he can catch fish with his tongue
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves
Some say that his breath smells of magnesium, and that he’s scared of bells
Some say that he lives in a tree, and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals
Some say that his heart ticks like a watch, and that he’s confused by stairs
Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees
Some say that he’s terrified of ducks, and that there’s an airport in Russia named after him
Some say his skin has the texture of a dolphin’s, and that wherever you are in the world if you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts
Some say that his tears are adhesive, and that if he caught fire he’d burn for a thousand days
Some say that his heart is in upside down, and that his teeth glow in the dark
Some say that his genitals are on upside down, and that if he could be bothered he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds
Some say that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nurburg ring, and that if you give him a really important job to do, he’ll skive off and play croquet
Some say that on really warm days he sheds his skin like a snake, and that for some reason he’s allergic to the Dutch
Some say that his first name really is The, and that if he went on Celebrity Love Island they’d all be pregnant including the cameramen
Some say that he once threw a microwave oven at a tramp, and that long before anyone else he realised that Jade Goody was a racist pig-faced waste of blood and organs
Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and that his crash helmet is modelled on Britney Spears’ head
Some say he isn’t machine washable, and all his potted plants are called Steve
Some say his scrotum has its own small gravity field
Some say he gets terrible ezcema on his helmet
Some say to unlock him you have to run your finger down his face
Some say he thought Star Wars was a documentry
Some say he knows two facts about ducks, and both of them are wrong
Some say when he slows down, brake lights come on in his buttocks
Some say he once did some time in a prison in Canterbury because his teddy is called "The Baby Jesus"...
Some say that after making love, he bites the head of his partner, and that he's had to give up binge-drinking now that it 's got to £1.18 a litre
Some say that each of his toenails are exactly the same as a woman's nipples. And that he thinks the credit crunch is some kind of breakfast cereal
Some say his droppings have been found as far north as York. And that he has a full-size tattoo of his face - on his face
Some say it's impossible for him to wear socks. And he can open a beer bottle with his testes
Some say that he sleeps inside out, and that he once had full sex with Russell Brand's answering machine
Some say that he has the world's largest collection of pornographical material
Some say that he invented November.
Some say one of his legs get longer when he sees a pretty lady. And that I haven't done one of these for some time and I've forgotten to make up a second thing
...All we know is, he's called The Stig!
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1996 Camaro C/S - 2/3 Corvette Engine
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28
Uh yeah, after they surprized buttsecks us at Pearl Harbor?
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08-25-2009, 01:12 PM
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wow this thread is ftl
some say people are riding this guys penis
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08-25-2009, 01:52 PM
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Some say those who don't even know who the stig is and then several hours later sum up what they think of him before they see anything is a tool.
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1996 Camaro C/S - 2/3 Corvette Engine
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28
Uh yeah, after they surprized buttsecks us at Pearl Harbor?
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08-25-2009, 01:57 PM
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LSwhatever
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Chuck Norris > Stig
Everyone becomes a better driver when Chuck Norris is chasing them.
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L76 intake, Nick Williams TB, Comp Cams 224/228 .581/.588 114+2LSA,
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waiting for some boost
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08-25-2009, 02:14 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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Yea you did just go there.
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1996 Camaro C/S - 2/3 Corvette Engine
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28
Uh yeah, after they surprized buttsecks us at Pearl Harbor?
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08-25-2009, 06:46 PM
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08-26-2009, 01:54 PM
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hahahah
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08-26-2009, 04:20 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Blacdout96
Some say those who don't even know who the stig is and then several hours later sum up what they think of him before they see anything is a tool.
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i never said anything bad about the stig, im just saying...wow...ride penis much.....
as for the family guy clip. AMEN!
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08-27-2009, 04:26 AM
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Real men dont read books.
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08-27-2009, 07:13 AM
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I'm married, no need to show how much of a real man I am anymore
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1996 Camaro C/S - 2/3 Corvette Engine
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Uh yeah, after they surprized buttsecks us at Pearl Harbor?
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