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08-25-2013, 11:33 AM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
Posts: 6,116
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Dumb gangsta white boy...
I'm getting a pizza yesterday and a gangsta white boy straight outa his mama's McMansion in Franklin Township is in front of me, and he has the droopy drawers that show his underwear waistband, and a Yankee cap on crooked and cocked to the side. So, I strike up a convo with him:
ubg: Hey man, your pants are falling down, and your hat is on crooked!
gangta white boy: Huh?
ubg: I SAID your pants are falling down and your hat is on crooked!
gangsta white boy: Oh, um, thanks....[proceeds to pull up pants and put hat on correctly
THE END
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08-25-2013, 12:42 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Somerset, NJ
Posts: 4,223
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in wildwood they issue tickets for that now.
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08-25-2013, 06:19 PM
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Meet Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: brick/pt. pleasant beach
Posts: 19,368
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Dude my ass is hanging out when I wear clothes. What a wanna be.
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08-25-2013, 09:29 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Shreveport Louisianna Barksdale AFB
Posts: 1,415
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SCUM
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 1985 383 Camaro-nothing special I promise 
2000 NBM z28-also nothing special
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08-26-2013, 12:36 AM
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Join Date: May 2012
Location: NJ
Posts: 143
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Rutgers move in day is this week so get used to it.
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08-26-2013, 12:38 AM
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Join Date: May 2012
Location: NJ
Posts: 143
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Quote:
Originally Posted by madness410
in wildwood they issue tickets for that now.
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I was reading a pizza joint in SCotch plains area also posted sign on the door that they will not serve those who could not pull up their pants.
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08-26-2013, 05:49 AM
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Lord of the rings / 10 Second Club / Meet Coordinator
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Millstone Township, NJ
Posts: 6,387
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I lol'd picturing this conversation.
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08-26-2013, 08:52 AM
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Mongo the Meet Coordinator
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 16,938
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They need to get up on the times, nowadays its wearing cowboy boots, jeans, and a cowboy hat, all while living way wayyy north of the mason dixon.
#countrylife
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08-26-2013, 09:05 AM
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Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla / Admin
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Parts Unknown
Posts: 12,573
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LTb1ow
They need to get up on the times, nowadays its wearing cowboy boots, jeans, and a cowboy hat, all while living way wayyy north of the mason dixon.
#countrylife
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And a sky high diesel pickup with "deerslayer" on the windshield.
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08-26-2013, 09:17 AM
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Mongo the Meet Coordinator
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 16,938
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WildBillyT
And a sky high diesel pickup with "deerslayer" on the windshield.
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#sootlife
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08-26-2013, 10:18 AM
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Admin.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hamilton, NJ
Posts: 20,165
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WildBillyT
And a sky high diesel pickup with "deerslayer" on the windshield.
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and stupid giant stacks.....
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The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand. Or so I have read.
Feather-light suspension, Konis just couldn't hold. I'm so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors.
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08-26-2013, 10:45 AM
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Mongo the Meet Coordinator
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 16,938
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Its a way of life, you guys wouldn't understand cause your not southern
#born&raisedcountry
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08-26-2013, 10:51 AM
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Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla / Admin
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Parts Unknown
Posts: 12,573
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Its a way of life, you guys wouldn't understand cause your not southern
#born&raisedcountry
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Posing is a way of life I'll never understand
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08-26-2013, 10:57 AM
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Meet Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: brick/pt. pleasant beach
Posts: 19,368
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Models get paid good money man....
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