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04-09-2008, 01:09 PM
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2 NJ high school students had hit on Chuck Norris
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04-09-2008, 01:16 PM
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04-09-2008, 01:37 PM
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 the comments are what make the story great
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04-09-2008, 01:39 PM
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04-09-2008, 01:53 PM
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CHUCK NORRIS IS THE MAN
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04-09-2008, 02:12 PM
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comments totallt make the story lol
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04-09-2008, 02:21 PM
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04-09-2008, 02:22 PM
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I like the "If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you." one 
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04-09-2008, 02:37 PM
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Thats the hardest I have laughed in at least a month. When I can't breath from laughing you know that something must be real funny.
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04-09-2008, 03:13 PM
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I <3 sheep
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"Chuck Norris could strangle you with a cordless phone."
"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live."
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Steve has a thing for sheep....
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04-09-2008, 03:39 PM
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"There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. "
"Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise."
those are my favorites haha
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04-09-2008, 05:51 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
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I love the chuck norris comments they always crack me up.
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04-09-2008, 06:08 PM
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mr. t once beat chuck norris in a game of chess... in retaliation, chuck norris invented racism
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04-09-2008, 06:27 PM
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omg those comments are cracking me up hahaha
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04-09-2008, 06:39 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
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ha ha ha i love this one!! "Those two idiots were just jealous because Chuck Norris can go to a McDonalds, order a Whopper ... and get it!
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04-09-2008, 06:58 PM
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wow...i cant believe that the school and cops took the list seriously...
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04-09-2008, 07:00 PM
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Quote:
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wow...i cant believe that the school and cops took the list seriously...
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Neither can Chuck Norris
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Steve has a thing for sheep....
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04-09-2008, 09:23 PM
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hahaha those comments were so great
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2 NJ high school students had (pause) hit on (pause) Chuck Norris
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thats how i read it first and totally expected a couple chicks hitting on chuck norris. hahahaha that would be awesome!!
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
- my favs
Last edited by sweetbmxrider; 04-09-2008 at 09:24 PM.
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04-09-2008, 11:26 PM
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it had to have been a joke.... you cant kill Chuck Norris
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04-09-2008, 11:36 PM
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I <3 sheep
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Chuck Norris knows all, he alerted the Police, out of mercy.
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Steve has a thing for sheep....
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04-10-2008, 08:12 AM
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he put the laughter in manslaughter
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04-10-2008, 11:57 AM
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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04-10-2008, 12:23 PM
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Meet Coordinator
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chuck norris is the only one who can touch mc hammer
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04-10-2008, 03:51 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Wantage, NJ
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The giraffe was invented when Chuck Norris 'uppercutted' a horse.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Two of my faves. I copied all of them to a word document and tortured my coworkers all day long!
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