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09-15-2008, 05:50 PM
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So here's an interesting problem.....
I moved out of my parent's house in the spring of '07, after I got married....still get mail there once in a while of course. I picked up a few things from there today, including this envelope.
There is no return address on this envelope, but it is clearly addressed to me, no mis-spellings or anything. I open it up, and inside is one of those photo-cards, with a picture of a young boy (about a year old) with cake icing on his hands and face (so we can assume this is a birthday picture), and the saying underneath says something like "Thank you for sharing this special time with us" The writing on the envelope looks like my ex-gf's, but she lives in Erie, PA and I haven't seen her since February 2003 (and this kid is no-where near 5, so no worries there  ).
The child in the picture looks vaguely familiar, but I can't for the life of me figure out who it is. I left it out on the table for my wife to see when she got home from work, and she has no idea who the child is either.
I am assuming that it's someone I know, since it was clearly addressed to me, but I have absolutely no idea who it is. I can't even think of any friends of mine or my wife's that have a son who recently turned a year old.
This is intriguing me too much to just forget about, and I thought I would share.....anyone here that I share mutual friends with have any ideas about who it might be?
- Justin
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09-15-2008, 05:58 PM
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If the kid just turned 1, how many females have you had sex w/ besides your wife in the last 24 months?
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09-15-2008, 06:04 PM
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practical joke?
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09-15-2008, 06:08 PM
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Hmmm strange. No return address... no name under the Thank You notice? The envelope should have a US Postage Stamp with a Zip Code, maybe that will narrow it down to the whereabouts of this infamous person.
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09-15-2008, 06:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BigDaddyKane
Hmmm strange. No return address... no name under the Thank You notice? The envelope should have a US Postage Stamp with a Zip Code, maybe that will narrow it down to the whereabouts of this infamous person.
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I think we are on the same page with this....Was there a postmark on the envelope?
Thats pretty crazy!!! If you ever find out who it is....you will have to let us know.
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09-15-2008, 06:43 PM
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maybe your a sleeper agent for the KGB, and this is the son of you alter ego Hans Klovishivich 
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09-15-2008, 06:48 PM
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haha Justin got his very own stalker!!! 
Enjoy it my friend.
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09-15-2008, 07:12 PM
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No sex with anyone but my wife since February of '03.....
Postmark on the envelope looked like it said Kilmer, NJ, but it was smudged a bit.
And yea, no name on anything. Only handwriting is on the envelope. I'll try to remember to scan the envelope and photo tomorrow morning.
- Justin
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09-15-2008, 07:13 PM
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was it kasey? (not that i even know who he is, but i have seen teh pictures)
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09-15-2008, 08:00 PM
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maybe your brother stole your ID one night to get into a club and his name was "justin" for the rest of the night.....
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09-15-2008, 08:05 PM
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Mr Fantastic
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sweetbmxrider
was it kasey? (not that i even know who he is, but i have seen teh pictures)
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a better way to answer this would be to ask if the kid was brown
but no im pretty sure you have to have sex to have a child
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09-15-2008, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by GP99GT
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Technically, no you don't.
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09-15-2008, 09:41 PM
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Man, you're getting old fast! You don't even recognize pictures of your own son at his party!
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09-15-2008, 09:42 PM
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Mr Fantastic
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tsar
Technically, no you don't. |
you know what i meant....just let me make fun of kasey come on
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09-15-2008, 09:44 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GP99GT
you know what i meant....just let me make fun of kasey come on
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proceed as you were.
Where are all the photoshops of him? Maybe Justin will recognize him!
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09-15-2008, 09:44 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by //<86TA>\\
maybe your a sleeper agent for the KGB, and this is the son of you alter ego Hans Klovishivich |
You might just be on to something....
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09-16-2008, 03:06 AM
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dude thats your kid. i bet that kid is like 2 but you think he's one and your ex split and had your baby. OH NOOOOOO. CALL MAURY. he can settle this for a free trip to ny and daily expenses.
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09-16-2008, 09:08 AM
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09-16-2008, 09:11 AM
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who do you know with an outdoor patio made of pavers
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09-16-2008, 09:16 AM
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creeeeeeepy!
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09-16-2008, 09:17 AM
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find an old letter or anything with your exs writing on it and compare.
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09-16-2008, 09:17 AM
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someone used your name one night at a club and the girl tracked you down
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09-16-2008, 10:05 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GP99GT
who do you know with an outdoor patio made of pavers
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I do....but mine are different than that. Can't think of anyone else....
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Originally Posted by SteveR
find an old letter or anything with your exs writing on it and compare.
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It's not my ex....I haven't seen her since Feb. '03, so any child I fathered there would be 5 now.
- Justin
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09-16-2008, 10:15 AM
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Narrowing the search.. Mailed within Edison, NJ. Not Kilmer.
Kilmer P&DC
21 Kilmer Road
Edison, NJ 08899
732-819-3250
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dumbass.
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09-16-2008, 10:57 AM
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Get Paul onto this ASAP, he'll find out who it is. 
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