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12-16-2008, 08:21 AM
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****ing! transmission pump! this is the second time ****ing pos car!
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12-16-2008, 09:36 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: North Jersey
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Wife: "How long is THIS going to take to fix?"
Me: "I dunno, 20 minutes maybe."
An hour later, I'm still under the truck, fighting with whatever I was trying to fix, screaming in my best Lewis Black impersonation, "Son of a bitch!!!!"
It happens every time I have some project to do. It always takes longer than it should; doesn't matter if I'm working on my Jeep, or my wife's Jeep, or the Monte.
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Seeya,
Steve R. in North Jersey
'16 Go-Mango Dodge Charger R/T. It's so good to be back in a V8-powered, RWD car!
Former Toy - '88 Monte SS - had lots of mods...
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12-16-2008, 09:43 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Haledon, NJ
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Originally Posted by TPI Monte SS
It happens every time I have some project to do. It always takes longer than it should;
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Same here, JM can attest to that 
Usually I just curse a lot or "fook it, I'll finish it another time" and occasionally I do the tool throw
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1989 IROC-Z 355 LT1 T56 Swapped
2016 Chevy Colorado LT 3.6 v6
2008 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo 4.7L RIP 12/29/2016
1998 Honda CBR 600F3
2003 Yamaha FX140
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12-16-2008, 09:44 AM
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you ****ing peice of **** **** hore slut **** **** give me a ford wrench i need a bigger ****ing ford wrench then **** where that bolt go ****ing lt1 eat all my ****ing tools then a wrench or rachet go flying across the shop and always brake then it off to sears
Last edited by Slow96LT1; 12-16-2008 at 09:45 AM.
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12-16-2008, 10:05 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Cape Coral, FL
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Slow96LT1
you ****ing peice of **** **** hore slut **** **** give me a ford wrench i need a bigger ****ing ford wrench then **** where that bolt go ****ing lt1 eat all my ****ing tools then a wrench or rachet go flying across the shop and always brake then it off to sears
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No hun, you take the wipers off turn em around and try explaining (drunk) why they need to put one wiper on the hood to keep it dry. lol I miss garage nights!
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1:11am Kasey
buy me a maserati
1:12am Chrissi
if u gimme the money to buy u one sure
1:12am Kasey
what about the goodness of your heart?
1:13amChrissi
kasey. i have no heart.
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12-16-2008, 10:32 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Old Bridge, NJ
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More times than not when I was working in a shop I found myself saying
"3 out of 4 bolts aint bad..."
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12-16-2008, 10:32 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: west milford, nj
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of course this had to happen today
****ing thing sucks!
this is so ****ing gay
this ****ing sucks
**** this
ow wtf
****ing ________(inset make of car)
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Previous Cars: 1992 Eagle Talon TSi AWD (5spd), 1992 Mustang GT(auto), 1995 Hyundai accent(5spd)
Current Car: 2000 Honda Accord EX (5spd)
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12-16-2008, 11:50 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: West Milford/Villanova
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"I wonder if duct tape will work on this?"
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2004 GMC Sierra- Current Daily Driver.
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12-16-2008, 12:00 PM
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Location: PA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Teds89IROC
occasionally I do the tool throw |
deadtrend does that too.
especially on the 88. those two don't have a good relationship.
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2011 Regal CXL TO2
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12-16-2008, 02:44 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Union NJ
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Knock Knock ... Whos there
A Rod???? WTF!!! **** **** ****
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94 Z28 Charcoal Grey Metallic - Engine and Trans Delete Mod.. Light as Hell
07' Saturn Aura - Daily
94' Camaro LSX SWAP  someday....- Drive Way Ornament 
98' Camaro LS1 M6 - SOLD
98' GTP Forged and saw 14lbs of boost - Grenaded and SOLD
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Originally Posted by SmokingSS
the best ricers to mess with are the ones that have those annoying blue and red lights. they are very persistent, ill give them that...
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12-16-2008, 02:45 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Union NJ
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There goes another F**kin 10 Bolt!
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94 Z28 Charcoal Grey Metallic - Engine and Trans Delete Mod.. Light as Hell
07' Saturn Aura - Daily
94' Camaro LSX SWAP someday....- Drive Way Ornament
98' Camaro LS1 M6 - SOLD
98' GTP Forged and saw 14lbs of boost - Grenaded and SOLD
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Originally Posted by SmokingSS
the best ricers to mess with are the ones that have those annoying blue and red lights. they are very persistent, ill give them that...
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12-16-2008, 02:50 PM
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Location: North Jersey
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Originally Posted by NJ Torque
**** this.
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Thats pretty much what I say all the time followed by a slamming of the hood, garage door, or back door.
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12-16-2008, 03:17 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Galloway, NJ
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Who the **** designed this like this?
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Uh yeah, after they surprized buttsecks us at Pearl Harbor?
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12-16-2008, 03:38 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Old Bridge, NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Blacdout96
Who the **** designed this like this?
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Engineers should be mechanics before they design anything
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12-16-2008, 03:38 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Arm pit of the world... NJ
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"I love working on my car" "Everthing went just like clockwork" "Boy, that couldn't have been easier" 
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12-16-2008, 03:49 PM
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Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla / Admin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SupermanX24
Engineers should be mechanics before they design anything
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Nope. Bean counters shouldn't cut the balls off a good design.
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12-16-2008, 04:11 PM
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Location: Milford NJ
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usually its,
"you have to be ****ing kidding me!!"
"Im going to shoot whoever designed this!"
"**** **** ass bitch!"
"damnit!"
"oops", then back to the top
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12-16-2008, 04:58 PM
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Location: Edison, NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TPI Monte SS
Wife: "How long is THIS going to take to fix?"
Me: "I dunno, 20 minutes maybe."
An hour later, I'm still under the truck, fighting with whatever I was trying to fix, screaming in my best Lewis Black impersonation, "Son of a bitch!!!!"
It happens every time I have some project to do. It always takes longer than it should; doesn't matter if I'm working on my Jeep, or my wife's Jeep, or the Monte.
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....Thats called running on "Chris time" LOL.
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1999 Z28 Convertible. 6 speed swap, wide cowl hood, full hockey stripes, and a whining 10 bolt.
2008 Sierra Vortec Max. 6.2 swapped, headers, Magnaflow catback, GMPP CAI, NHT optioned tow package.
2006 GTO, 11.48 @ 118.3
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12-16-2008, 04:59 PM
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Location: Edison, NJ
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"the guy who put this together should be shot"
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1999 Z28 Convertible. 6 speed swap, wide cowl hood, full hockey stripes, and a whining 10 bolt.
2008 Sierra Vortec Max. 6.2 swapped, headers, Magnaflow catback, GMPP CAI, NHT optioned tow package.
2006 GTO, 11.48 @ 118.3
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12-16-2008, 05:33 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: PA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Stupercharged
I saw this on my Grand Prix forums figured I'd bring a taste of it over here
Basically just post up what is normally said while working on your car good and bad it doens't matter. Lets give it a shot..
"Here weird engine noises or rattleing ...
Turns music up
Hey it went away (in my head f**k i gotta look at that later)"
"This part isn't critical neither important either you dont need to or it can wait"
"You dont need that (tosses nut,bolt,part,ect...)"
"YOU ATE ANOTHER 10mm/13mm/ 1/2in / 15mm WTF!!!!!"
"Where does this part go I have recollection here"
"*drops something*
listens for clank.
checks beneath car.
looks back in engine bay.
checks beneath car again hoping that somehow terminal velocity in the engine bay is slower than the rest of the world.
acceptance kicks in.
swearing proceeds."
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I think I've bought 3 or 4 of those damn 10mm sockets from Sears....they never break....or around long enough.....they always fall into the engine bay and NEVER hit the floor.....NEVER......
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12-16-2008, 10:49 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Somerset County
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If I have extra parts left when I'm done doing something, I like to tell myself I outsmarted the engineers
I also like to make threats to people I've never met, like "I'm going to take boxing lessons for a year and fly to detroit and beat the crap out of anyone who had a hand in the production of this car!"
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Quote:
Originally Posted by baddest434
and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
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12-17-2008, 12:45 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: West Long Branch
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I tend to curse at small bolts that dont thread or things just out of reach, or things that are just on the cusp of coming out.
Its mostly cursing, and not your convetional ****, ****, ass...its deeper. Usually combining of words into compound words, or just a merging of two words.
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12-17-2008, 04:34 PM
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Queen of Destruction / NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor / Moderator / 12 Second Club / 2006 Member of the Year / PITA
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: I dunno..
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"time for the heat wrench"
"what size do you need?"
"just grab the vise-grips"
Dad: "we'll fix that next time you break something"
"we're getting a lift" (at least 6 times a year)
or that deathly feeling you get when you take the intake off, and miraculously a bolt resting on top of it got over looked and falls. you sit there hoping it doesn't make it all the way through, knowing that this is gonna take much longer than initially planned. no words can describe that.
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We're a drinking team with a racing problem.
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12-17-2008, 11:23 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Union NJ
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"Torquing Head studs .... I think this ones gonna be good, click... snap F@#K!!!!!"
"There goes another one! "
"Oh yeah wait till I get the torch then we'll see who plays boss"
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94 Z28 Charcoal Grey Metallic - Engine and Trans Delete Mod.. Light as Hell
07' Saturn Aura - Daily
94' Camaro LSX SWAP someday....- Drive Way Ornament
98' Camaro LS1 M6 - SOLD
98' GTP Forged and saw 14lbs of boost - Grenaded and SOLD
Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokingSS
the best ricers to mess with are the ones that have those annoying blue and red lights. they are very persistent, ill give them that...
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12-18-2008, 08:25 AM
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Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla / Admin
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Parts Unknown
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Stupercharged
"Torquing Head studs .... I think this ones gonna be good, click... snap F@#K!!!!!"
"There goes another one! "
"Oh yeah wait till I get the torch then we'll see who plays boss"
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Whose head studs are you snapping??
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