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01-22-2009, 08:04 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Medford, NJ
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Girl Friend Wanted: Apply within
Wanted : Girlfriend
A beautiful, caring girl that has the following qualities:
14. Likes to go outdoors!
I cant stand a girl that cant get dirty
13. Can deal with my epic sense of humor
really.... its epic
12. Must like Fast cars
Its a given on here really!
11. Must love hanging out at the shop
I like to work on my car or truck or even quad at the shop that I work at. Come play and hang out.
10. Feminine, but not weak.
Men are such visual creatures (don’t we all know it?) - so you need to act and look feminine. But there’s a thin line between enjoying a man holding open the door for you and throwing a hissy fit at him if you break a nail or something!
9. Secure/Confident.
I’m sure that this refers to the cold treatment or the hysterical blunder that some men have to bear when dining out in public you accuse him of flirting with a blonde bimbo (lol). It’s natural for men to look - but open flirting is a no-no!
8. Looks high-maintenance, but actually requires little effort.
In short, they want us to look great and not spend two hours preparing for a date – sigh.
7. Cooks.
Is this a case of the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach?
6. Financially independent.
I think that it’s only fair for men to expect us to fend for ourselves financially - although he should not be a spendthrift, either!
5. Good in bed.
Check!!! Ok, next…. =)
4. Happy.
Really, why would any man want to be with somebody who’s in a dour mood 24/7? If you’re not a natural bubble of happiness - at least make the effort to look happy while he’s around.
3. Smart and witty.
The great sex apparently wears off - so save those witty comebacks for later.
2. Beautiful and fit.
You wouldn’t want to marry a guy with a beer belly, right? Just as we expect the men that we date to at least make an effort to look good - they naturally want us to look beautiful and fit and perfect.
1. Loyal.
Take his side when you or he is in a standoff in public - and never cheat!
Now that we have a guide line apply by email....
Nick (antiriceguy) you can apply too
Tim (deadtrendlt1) your all ready perfect  lol
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1993 Trans Am ---> LT1 bolt ons (Sold)
2002 Firehawk Trans Am ---> SLP 400HP kit, LS6 intake, LS6 block (Sold.... Miss her)
Current Vehicle
2002 Chevy Silverado 1500
2005 GSXR 750 Street Fighter Flat Black Red Rims
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01-22-2009, 08:11 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Hamilton, Nj/Glassboro, Nj
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lol i think u put that on the wrong site but if u happen to find a girl or two like that send one my way lol sounds too good too be true
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93 Civic HB 1.5L-70hp :-p-Sold
94 Camaro Z28-CAI with bellow, LCAS, 3.73 gears, A4, 275/40/zr17-silver Zr1's, Magnaflow Stainless steel exhaust. For Sale-This Spring Best 1/4 Time-13.5-Sold
CURRENT RIDE- 99 Z28 with Ground Effects Slp intake Exhaust and Short Throw shifter- best 1/4 -13.34@105.6 New mods yet to be tested->Pacestter long tubes--->Tune by TTP= 349 RWHP 362 Ftlbs
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01-22-2009, 08:15 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Medford, NJ
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nah did it as a joke but if a girl on here fits that profile let me know! lol
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1993 Trans Am ---> LT1 bolt ons (Sold)
2002 Firehawk Trans Am ---> SLP 400HP kit, LS6 intake, LS6 block (Sold.... Miss her)
Current Vehicle
2002 Chevy Silverado 1500
2005 GSXR 750 Street Fighter Flat Black Red Rims
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01-22-2009, 08:19 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 9,692
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So essentially what you are saying is that you need a boyfriend?
I've been here for awhile, and I don't think any of us are like that, but good luck.
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01-22-2009, 08:28 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hamilton, NJ
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Im all of the above except for fit........oooooooo sooooo close lol
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01-22-2009, 08:30 PM
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11 second club / Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Berlin, NJ
Posts: 7,148
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ta350
Tim (deadtrendlt1) your all ready perfect lol |
buttseks?
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2001 Trans Am WS6 •SLP Loudmouth II •UMI Suspension •12.857 @ 109.57
1996 Trans Am WS6 •Pacesetter Longtubes •Strange 12 Bolt •Spohn Suspension •11.152 @ 123.85
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01-22-2009, 08:34 PM
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The Mayor / 2009 Member of the Year / Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Sorry Nick, guess you're going to have to have a chat with Jen and suffer with Tim 
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1995 Z28 Convertible A4 13.78 @ 100 (CAI, high flow cat, catback, 160 thermo, hypertech, Strano springs, Koni yellows, sway bars, 3 pt. UMI SFC)
2018 Sea Doo GTX - 3 cylinders and das boooooost
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Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
Is English your 2nd language? Did you graduate high school? Your posts make my head hurt.
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01-22-2009, 08:35 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Medford, NJ
Posts: 502
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CamaroGirlie
Im all of the above except for fit........oooooooo sooooo close lol
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you can apply
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1993 Trans Am ---> LT1 bolt ons (Sold)
2002 Firehawk Trans Am ---> SLP 400HP kit, LS6 intake, LS6 block (Sold.... Miss her)
Current Vehicle
2002 Chevy Silverado 1500
2005 GSXR 750 Street Fighter Flat Black Red Rims
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01-22-2009, 08:35 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Medford, NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by deadtrend1
buttseks?
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indeed. lol I have these Firehawk parts for you! Youz can haz dem
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1993 Trans Am ---> LT1 bolt ons (Sold)
2002 Firehawk Trans Am ---> SLP 400HP kit, LS6 intake, LS6 block (Sold.... Miss her)
Current Vehicle
2002 Chevy Silverado 1500
2005 GSXR 750 Street Fighter Flat Black Red Rims
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01-22-2009, 08:37 PM
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11 second club / Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Berlin, NJ
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Originally Posted by ta350
indeed. lol I have these Firehawk parts for you! Youz can haz dem
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ohh yeaaa ... i gotta make it down there sometime. Maybe this weekend Jen and I can stop by on the way down to her place.
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2001 Trans Am WS6 •SLP Loudmouth II •UMI Suspension •12.857 @ 109.57
1996 Trans Am WS6 •Pacesetter Longtubes •Strange 12 Bolt •Spohn Suspension •11.152 @ 123.85
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01-22-2009, 08:39 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Medford, NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by deadtrend1
ohh yeaaa ... i gotta make it down there sometime. Maybe this weekend Jen and I can stop by on the way down to her place.
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Sounds good 2 me.
leave jen in car quick buttseks
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1993 Trans Am ---> LT1 bolt ons (Sold)
2002 Firehawk Trans Am ---> SLP 400HP kit, LS6 intake, LS6 block (Sold.... Miss her)
Current Vehicle
2002 Chevy Silverado 1500
2005 GSXR 750 Street Fighter Flat Black Red Rims
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01-22-2009, 08:41 PM
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11 second club / Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Berlin, NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ta350
Sounds good 2 me.
leave jen in car quick buttseks
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dude!
seriously!
Definetly!
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2001 Trans Am WS6 •SLP Loudmouth II •UMI Suspension •12.857 @ 109.57
1996 Trans Am WS6 •Pacesetter Longtubes •Strange 12 Bolt •Spohn Suspension •11.152 @ 123.85
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01-22-2009, 08:44 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hamilton, NJ
Posts: 470
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ta350
you can apply
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You're only lettin me apply because i drive a fast car 
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01-22-2009, 08:44 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Medford, NJ
Posts: 502
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Quote:
Originally Posted by deadtrend1
dude!
seriously!
Definetly!
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1993 Trans Am ---> LT1 bolt ons (Sold)
2002 Firehawk Trans Am ---> SLP 400HP kit, LS6 intake, LS6 block (Sold.... Miss her)
Current Vehicle
2002 Chevy Silverado 1500
2005 GSXR 750 Street Fighter Flat Black Red Rims
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01-22-2009, 08:46 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Medford, NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CamaroGirlie
You're only lettin me apply because i drive a fast car |
Nah, I personal train on the side... so you can become fit.
also rock climbing trip is yearly and a must go.
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1993 Trans Am ---> LT1 bolt ons (Sold)
2002 Firehawk Trans Am ---> SLP 400HP kit, LS6 intake, LS6 block (Sold.... Miss her)
Current Vehicle
2002 Chevy Silverado 1500
2005 GSXR 750 Street Fighter Flat Black Red Rims
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01-22-2009, 10:59 PM
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Power Member / Load Driver
Join Date: May 2006
Location: PA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ta350
Sounds good 2 me.
leave jen in car quick buttseks
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i guess i lost tim again......
tim drive SOM and leave keys in car
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 79CamaroDiva
yep. jenn loves teh leghumping.. so much so that most ppl dont realize her name belongs to a chick  |
I'd be unstoppable if not for law enforcement & physics
2011 Regal CXL TO2
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01-22-2009, 11:08 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: West Long Branch
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We have reached epic gay in this thread....epic gay.
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01-22-2009, 11:08 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hamilton, NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ta350
Nah, I personal train on the side... so you can become fit.
also rock climbing trip is yearly and a must go.
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Im down with the rock climbing
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01-23-2009, 09:22 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: PA
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Sounds like a possible hook up
But yeah, part of this post is teh ghey....
Fit is something you can get. If you're just ugly....there's no hope.
(just using as reference, never met any ugly chicks from here other than Bonzo and Wild Billy  )
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01-23-2009, 10:52 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Chatham, NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28
We have reached epic gay in this thread....epic gay.
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epic quote ftw
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01-23-2009, 11:06 AM
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Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla / Admin
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Parts Unknown
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rscamaro73
Sounds like a possible hook up
But yeah, part of this post is teh ghey....
Fit is something you can get. If you're just ugly....there's no hope.
(just using as reference, never met any ugly chicks from here other than Bonzo and Wild Billy ) |
LOL. People say I would have made a sexy chick.
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01-23-2009, 02:26 PM
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2007 Member of the Year
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Seabrook, TX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Crayface
epic quote ftw
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having that quote in your sig makes it so you bring the epic gayness into every thread you post in.
Good job there.
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Kommandant of the ACL (Anti Canadian League)
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Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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01-23-2009, 02:33 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Boston/North
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Savage_Messiah
having that quote in your sig makes it so you bring the epic gayness into every thread you post in.
Good job there.
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 Nice one Kasey
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
dumbass.
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01-23-2009, 02:34 PM
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Queen of Destruction / NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor / Moderator / 12 Second Club / 2006 Member of the Year / PITA
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i believe most of the female members on here fit that description.. and i believe we're all spoken for, mostly by other members of this site.
ahhh, njfboa match making....
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01-23-2009, 02:56 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hamilton, NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 79CamaroDiva
i believe most of the female members on here fit that description.. and i believe we're all spoken for, mostly by other members of this site.
ahhh, njfboa match making.... |
Hey....im single 99.999999% of the time.....Just ask Martin (darknight7096) lol
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